I've been having nightmares about man-bush Mohawks. I'm tripping over tattooed men, freakin' cats with freakin' laser beams on their heads, and Pepto-pink Tasers. My Gmail ad is: "Explorer: Pursuing Belize’s Feathered Treasure." This can only add up to one thing: years of therapy.Oh, wait, it means that other thing: once again, I've loaned my blog to Zipcode, and, as ever and ever shall be, she's chosen to write about pubes.
Take it away, Zip!
Its TMI Thursday and Shannon asked me to guest post with an update on manscaping. If you recall last year I did a guest post on manscaping and skeeved out half of blogger world, (Shan's note: funniest comment thread, EVER) which was damn funny.
So, Zipcode broke her own damn rules. Ya know how I preferred my man trimmed or it all shaved off. Well - ya know Satan, well he wasn't the best manscaper in the world. The whole branch in the bushes theory came with him. He advised, after much bitching on my behalf, he would trim it down. Well, its a good thing he doesn't work for a landscaping company, because he does a really bad job of trimming down things.
Seriously, I know from personal experience its no fun to dive into the bushes to find the branch and his two friends. Trim it down. That was number complaint sexually with Satan -- he didn't trim his stuff down. Buy some scissors, a razor, whatever and trim your hedges dudes!
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If I have to look for it? Not happening.
I'm lazy like that.
Happy TMIT!
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WOuld someone please explain why women have such a fetish about body hair? Each generation seems to take it to a new extreme. The only thing left to remove is head hair and eyebrows. Then what?
LiLu - Nothing wrong with a little clearing 'o the property, as my friend Dana puts it.
Jman - For you, I shall grow my armpit hair to zany proportions. Perhaps I'll get armpit-dreads.
lmao can't wait to see the comment thread today on this one.
Zip - Just so long as we don't have to picture Ibid standing in his bathroom with a pair of hedge clippers, wondering what's next, we will get through this!
This so true for both men and women. Hair is unnecessary.
jp - I dunno, I tend to believe that if you want completely hairless, you should just date a Girl Scout.
I had a bf once shave it all off. words cannot describe what that shaven triangle surrounded by hair everywhere else did for my libido.
Fail.
Velvet - Oh, heavens, that is one hell of a disturbing mental image.
I don't think I have ever met (that closely) a shaven man... Maybe I do not pay enough attention. I like hairy chests though. At least a little bit. Not too much. Had an ex-bf with lots of hair in his back and his butt. Not pretty. Not too sexy either.
Titania - Worse than butt hair? Butt crack hair. That's the point where a man oughta just surrender and get a bro-zilian.
Now I am imagining my ex getting a bro-zilian wax in the crack... I can even hear the screams... YES!
bahahaha manscaping the cornhole weeeeeeee
Titania - REally, there are few things better than picturing a man who wronged you getting intimate hair yanked out by the roots.
Savage, but soooo satisfying!
Zip - You've been remarkably restrained today, actually!
It's all off in this household. As nakedly unhaired as the day we were born. Apart from our heads and my arms and legs. :)
Personally, women with hair wherever it grows is fine by me. I don't care one way or the other. I just don't understand the obsession with hair that virtually no one sees yet arm hair is ok. I guess it is one of those mysteries that shall forever remain unsolved.
A nicely trimmed man is nice. But completely shaved downed there? I'd feel like a child molester.
Brennig - I'm picturing a delousing and hair inspection station in the foyer.
jman - It has more to do with the relative coarseness of the hair, vs. location, I think.
Patty - And the stubble. Oh, heavens, the stubble!
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