I really only have time for a half-assed update today. Which is sad, because I tend to prefer to go after things with my whole ass.
Instead, I offer a vignette:
Yesterday morning, when I walked into the office, there was a big box of Godiva chocolates waiting for me, in honor of Administrative Professional's Day.
Observation: Being an executive assistant on Administrative Professionals' Day has netted me more chocolate than seventeen years of dating.
Conclusion: My job rocks. Also, more people should give me Godiva in honor of my awesome-osity.