I'm not doing a prank post. Frankly, everything I've put out there is so, well, out there, that you'd probably believe anything I tell you.
Granted, I do love a good prank. I used to veeeerrrry gradually shift an old boss' carseats every time I moved his car, so he thought he was growing bigger or smaller, based on which side of the caterpillar's mushroom he'd eaten that morning. I also instituted a bathroom hall pass rule at an office, and, of course, there was the time I told my mom I was both gay and pregnant. (I had to wear clompy boots and eat a ton of pickles.)
Instead, I'll pass a hearty congratulations to my parents, Beth and Bill, who met at a party on this date many (many) years ago. I think meeting on April Fools' Day tells you anything you would ever need to know about my family. (If not, Factoid #2 is that my dad goes by Skeeter.)
In the comments, tell me something I could have said that would have been prankworthy. Also, tell me why people seem to have a preconception that I'm blonde.
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... because nothing says gay like pickles do. kidding! i know what you meant!
you could have pranked us by blogging that you were locked in the bathroom again... trapped with nothing but a bathmat and a laptop, begging your readers to please contact a locksmith to set you free
Why do I think you're a blonde? Reference your last post. :)
charlotte - I thought of that one, but as everyone knows I don't have home internet, I don't think it would quite work.
Snay - Plenty of redheads and brunettes have done the same thing, I'm sure.
I don't know what brunettes would've done, but I'm pretty sure redheads would've flown into a temper and demolished the door with their fists of rage.
Snay - As a proud brunette, I had a very silly panic attack. Hrm. Maybe I ought to go back to red.
People think you are blond? Really? This makes no sense....maybe bc you are half Australian?
Wait, do you have an Australian accent? I might be in love with you.
For the record: I never thought you were blonde, I thought you had black hair for some reason. However, if I was going to think that you were blonde, I would have based on your previous post.
OTOH, are blondes capable of replacing their door locks? Questions, questions.
Lem - Or maybe because I do things like get trapped in bathrooms?
Snay - No accent, unless you cuont the twang that pops up after my third beer. And, I'm not capable of replacing a door lock (a friend did it for me), I did at one time repair a car with a Chicken McNugget.
Nothing wrong with blondes hehe
Sorry if I offended by saying I thought you were blonde on Tuesday night. Here's the deal: I'm rotten with names and people tend to converge in my mind. I discovered funny lady J-Money at about the same time I discovered funny lady Shannon. My wife can tell you that I'm constantly referring to what one of you wrote, accidentally giving credit to the other one. J-Money posts her picture, and she is blonde. Ergo, all funny ladies are blonde in my mind. Except Wanda Sykes. And Lily Tomlin. And Lucille Ball.
Zip - Nope, but I think we can agree I'd look ridiculous as a blond.
Gilahi - I'm amused, not offended. I've been told a couple times that they expected me to be a preppy blonde.
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