1. Standing on a rolling chair to reach the top shelf
2. Marrying a near-stranger and moving to South America
2. Marrying a near-stranger and moving to South America
3. Attempting to put away a glass bowl by tossing it onto the top shelf
4. Opening a bottle of beer with a corkscrew
5. Towing my car with control-top pantyhose
6. Sneaking a flask of bourbon into my 10-year high school reunion
7. Frying bacon while naked
I'm gonna have to go with Number Seven. Now scrub THAT mental image from your pre-caffeinated brains.
21 comments:
Definitely agreed. Frying oil on the parts? Fantastic. But not.
Number 5 is very impressive! As the scars on my arms... and stomach.. can attest to: please remain fully covered while cooking. Eating, however? Particularly cake? Totally different ball game.
f.B - Luckily, that wasn't a recent idea of mine.
Brett - Control-top is actually super strong. It's the secret component of the space shuttle!
I'm trying to figure out how a picture of me in my favourite underpants got onto the internet.
Uh, yeah. Right.
Been there, done that, have the scars to proove it. ;)
Fearless - I've been living in your wardrobe. Didn't I tell you?
Kelsey - You got scars from marrying a near-stranger and running away to south america?
Nope, from making delicious bacon while naked.
oooh all of them are definitely fascinating, but i don't know about idiotic as i've done 1, 3, and 7 myself ;) well for 7 i had an apron on.
Kelsey - So long as the bacon is delicious, the wounds are worth it!
lusty - All this time, I thought I was alone!
i think #2 and #6 are the most fascinating, but #7 is the most brilliant.
I'm definitely doing #6 at my 20 year. Fo sho.
I've done #7 without a shirt on. That shit hurts.
kelsi - In Bizarro World, yes, it's quite brilliant.
bh - Cash bar? Hell no! I still had to pay $4 each for Cokes, though.
I think # 7 is very what's the word? Adventurous? Risque? Now # 6 just seems right :)
I laughed at number 3 because I can imagine the reasoning (read: it sounds like something I would do)... "I'm so close... if I just give it a little toss..."
Heather - How else do you deal with teen angst and a cash bar? I mean, really.
Lacochran - Yeah. The sad part was that the tossing was accompanied by, "Get up there! Ouch! Get up there! Ouch!"
At our reunion we did it high school style - 20 oz Sprite filled halfway with rum.
That made it so much more fun. :-)
#2 is pretty damn admirable for sheer impulsiveness and joie de vivre
Anon - Really, a booze buffer makes any reunion entertaining!
Alex - Well, it didn't work out, but it was definitely an interesting few years!
that which doesn't kill you makes you stronger and leaves some good stories!
hmmm, I think I've done #1 and #4... But yes, the most impressive is # 7. My skin hurts just to think about it. Since you were naked, did you have someone around to cure that poor burned skin afterward?
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