New Imaginary Friends

I've made two new imaginary friends, and they've joined the blogroll party to the right.

So go check out Darian the Vicenarian to learn about the Skittles color wheel, the "Girls at the Club," kids for breakfast, and other observations from a NoVa guy in his 20s.

And, while you're at it, learn about ED as "ethical sub-routine," the joy of cougars, and Facebook as pickup over at The New Form of Bachelor. I don't want to laugh, but...whatever, I want to laugh, it's funny. Enjoy.