Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Guest Blogging for Godot
Reader 1: Dude, where’s Shannon? I don’t see her around.
Reader 2: I don’t know, dude, where’s Shannon?
Reader 1: She’s kind of small, maybe she fell between the sofa cushions again.
Reader 2: Or maybe she slipped down the drain.
Reader 1: I hope she didn’t run off to South America again.
Reader 2: When was she in South America?
Reader 1: About four years and two blog titles ago.
Reader 2: Wow. Was that back when this was a 7th Heaven tribute site?
Reader 1: No, that was five years and three blog titles ago.
Reader 2: Wow, you sure know a lot about Shannon.
Reader 1: I sleep on her balcony at night and sniff her laundry while she’s at work. Do you have any idea how much crap she owns from Forever 21?
Reader 2: Well, that’s just creepy. And she needs better clothes.
Reader 1: No kidding. Anyways, where’s Shannon?
Reader 2: I don’t know, dude. (rummages around the Internet) Oh, wait, here she is! She’s guest blogging over at Life in Pink.
Reader 1: Who lives in pink?
Reader 2: My Little Ponies. Mariah Carey. And someone named Heidi. Heidi seems pretty cool.
Reader 1: What’s a quarterlife crisis?
Reader 2: No clue. Let’s go check it out. (Both readers exit stage right)
Programming Note: I’m guest blogging over at Life in Pink today, offering an excerpt from the Infamous Book. The Book is that thing no one is allowed to ask me about, because as soon as they do, I get writers’ block for two weeks. I’ll be back tomorrow, spewing the usual sarcasm.