So let's come up with some new synonyms for Thanksgiving. How about:
- Feel Happy About Your Inadequacies and Failures Day
- Colonial Imperialistic Celebration Day
- Any Excuse for a Four-Day Weekend Day
- 5,000 Calories in a Single Sitting Day
- Reinforcement of Gender Roles Day
- Traffic Mayhem Day
Now, all of those are longer than "Turkey Day." But you have to admit they're more colorful and way less annoying.
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...Can't we come up with one for those of us who actually like Thanksgiving, look forward to it, and enjoy it?
Eh. No. It's not like I actively hate the holidays, it's that I just don't care.
The goulash was lovely, by the way.
My usage of "Turkey day"? guilty as charged.
At least I know now that I'm not allowed to use that phrase around you :)
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