Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Thank You, Bastards of the Universe!

Sure, all sorts of terrible things are happening with the economy. The drumbeat of disaster is picking up its tempo. Soon, we'll be living off generic ramen and dead raccoons. Mad Max will be regarded as a sort of prescient documentary.

BUT, this news has made it all worthwhile:

Whenever you need to seek out a silver lining, remember this: when the economy's Elevator to Hell comes loose of its moorings and plunges us straight to least we won't have to listen to crappy music on the way down.

Oh, and that thing where you jump just as the elevator crashes, so you don't die? A total myth.


Jamie said...

Roadkill is highly underrated. I, for one, welcome our new roasted rat dinner menu.

Shannon said...

Jamie - So far, I think only West Virginia allows you to eat roadkill...provided it's an animal you personally ran over.

Jamie said...

Just let those fascists try and stop me! It's a sad day when the government won't let you eat the rats you kill in your own back yard.

Shannon said...

Jamie - They'll pry that tasty rat out of your cold, dead hands!

FoggyDew said...

See, the recession is already doing its job of weeding out the weak companies. And the ones that are the spawn of Beelzebub.