Tour-group teens are the bane of my commute.
I cannot abide those dubiously groomed, floppy-haired kids gaggling about and shouting, gumming up the Metro escalators during rush hour while their chaperones pretend to be somewhere, anywhere else.
Well, I encountered my first tour-group teenybop horde at 8:14 this morning, on the 13th of February. Generally, they don't show up until April or so. In fact, several passengers and I commented to each other that tourist season started early this year.
So, does this mean that the Tour Horde Teenagers have seen their migratory habits align northward with global warming, much like birds?
Or does it just mean that I'm old and crotchety for complaining about those darn kids who won't get off my lawn/station platform?