Thursday, April 03, 2008

Guest Blogging for Godot, Volume 2


Reader 1: Here we are again.
Reader 2: Yup, here we are.
Reader 1: Dude, Shannon ditched us.
Reader 2: Bloody typical, that.
Reader 1: Are you English now?
Reader 2: Sometimes. Shannon likes to pretend she's got an international audience.
Reader 1: Well, there's that Berlin guy. And somebody in Sarajevo.
Reader 2: The Berlin guy knows her from Chapel Hill, and she used to live in Sarajevo. So it's not as cool as it sounds. So where's Shannon?
Reader 1: No clue. Why aren't we named Vladimir and Estragon?
Reader 2: Because then Shannon would think we were "Bladderman and Estrogen."
Reader 1: Is she mentally deficient?
Reader 2: No, just a little hard of hearing.
Reader 1: Bladderman and Estrogen! We sound like superheroes! Really anatomical superheroes. Gross.
Reader 2: (rummages through Shannon's blogroll) Found her! She's guest blogging for Marissa at The Anti DC.
Reader 1: But I thought Shannon liked DC!
Reader 2: She does.
Reader 1: So why not call herself The Pro DC?
Reader 2: Because then she'd sound like a hooker? Just a thought.
Reader 1: Who's Marissa? And what does she have so many pants-related issues? It's kind of mental. Wow, she really, really likes tight pants.
Reader 2: Tight pants? I'm sick of Shannon and her bootcut cords. Let's go check this Marissa chick out. (both readers exit stage right)

Editorial note: I'm guest blogging for my online BFF/frenemy/nemesis Marissa today. Check it out.

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Marissa said...

I do <3 tight pants. It's all true. And it is definitely mental.

Shannon said...

I'm rocking some bootcuts. From Ann Taylor. With an Ann Taylor loft sweater. And Tommy Hilfiger ballet flats.

Oh, I only WISH I were kidding!

Ibid said...

Statler and Waldorf

S: Wake up.
W: What? Why? What's going on?
S: Nothing. Shannon's left us.
W: So? Why are we still here?
S: This is the best part of the show.
Both: OH Ho ho ho ho ho.

I kid, of course.

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