Thursday, April 03, 2008
Guest Blogging for Godot, Volume 2
Reader 1: Here we are again.
Reader 2: Yup, here we are.
Reader 1: Dude, Shannon ditched us.
Reader 2: Bloody typical, that.
Reader 1: Are you English now?
Reader 2: Sometimes. Shannon likes to pretend she's got an international audience.
Reader 1: Well, there's that Berlin guy. And somebody in Sarajevo.
Reader 2: The Berlin guy knows her from Chapel Hill, and she used to live in Sarajevo. So it's not as cool as it sounds. So where's Shannon?
Reader 1: No clue. Why aren't we named Vladimir and Estragon?
Reader 2: Because then Shannon would think we were "Bladderman and Estrogen."
Reader 1: Is she mentally deficient?
Reader 2: No, just a little hard of hearing.
Reader 1: Bladderman and Estrogen! We sound like superheroes! Really anatomical superheroes. Gross.
Reader 2: (rummages through Shannon's blogroll) Found her! She's guest blogging for Marissa at The Anti DC.
Reader 1: But I thought Shannon liked DC!
Reader 2: She does.
Reader 1: So why not call herself The Pro DC?
Reader 2: Because then she'd sound like a hooker? Just a thought.
Reader 1: Who's Marissa? And what does she have so many pants-related issues? It's kind of mental. Wow, she really, really likes tight pants.
Reader 2: Tight pants? I'm sick of Shannon and her bootcut cords. Let's go check this Marissa chick out. (both readers exit stage right)
Editorial note: I'm guest blogging for my online BFF/frenemy/nemesis Marissa today. Check it out.