It has nothing to do with traffic accidents. Instead, it's based on the daily accident of being me.Wednesday night, I was strolling along K Street, Gucci Gulch, Land of the Lost Lobbyist, when a woman on a SmartBike wheeled up and hissed something in my ear. "Check....your....dressssss."
And then, loud enough for the dudes chilling outside the strip club to hear, "Did you hear me? Check. Your! Dress!"
I paused to note her words, and the unusual breeziness of Washington in August. Oh, huh. Wait. Maybe that's what she was talking about.
A cursory examination showed that the lining of my dress had gotten caught in my underwear, offering the entirety of K Street a glorious and fairly unobstructed view of my ass.
Also, a block or two along, two well turned-out, handsome young men asked me for directions, and addressed me as "Ma'am."
Lessons Learned: moms are always right, and it's far better to flash your ass than be an old lady.
11 comments:
Do women on smart bikes routinely impersonate Lord Voldemort?
ok, Bikini, granny drawers or thong?
Snay - Yes. Yes they do.
Tina - Boyshorts. Thank the sweet baby Jesus I don't wear thongs.
I'm guessing most of the folks getting the view assumed it was a new fashion statement. These days women are wearing shirts for dresses! http://shirtordress.blogspot.com/
Vive la difference!
what about being an old lady who flashes her ass? this is the future i see for myself.
Hey, if you are going to show something, at least you are showing something good
Brando - That's right, it was a fashionable flashing! Take that, prudes.
kelsi - I'm picturing a very risque version of the Golden Girls.
Titania - Indeed! It's one of my finest assets.
Flashing Ass- not just for celebs anymore.
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