Charlie Sheen, on getting engaged:
"The thing I'm most excited about is my recent engagement," he says. "She's just easy, and loving, and smart, and if everybody was just as happy to see me when I walk through a door as her, my life would be perfect."
I suppose, in a demented sort of way, this is sweet and romantic. It's nice that his fiancee makes him happy.
But, really, she's "easy, loving and smart," and is really happy whenever he walks through to door. If that's what he really wants, why not just get a dog?