tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post5421703304378876551..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: Skeevy Men, Volume 2: Nightlife EditionShannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-4638635184292223612020-09-29T10:14:29.718+01:002020-09-29T10:14:29.718+01:00"I've done this all my life, so change is..."I've done this all my life, so change is good sometimes you know so I'm ready and excited for what's to come."Washington's roster includes defensive lineman Jonathan Allen, outside linebacker Ryan Anderson, inside linebacker Reuben Foster, inside linebacker Shaun Dion Hamilton, tight end Hale Hentges, defensive lineman Daron Payne, center Ross Pierschbacher, wide receiver Cam Sims and safety Maurice Smith. <br><br>You agree that the Electronic Communications will satisfy <b><i><a href="https://www.airforceoutletstore.com" rel="nofollow">Air Force 1 In Store</a></i></b> any legal communication requirements, including that such communications be in writing. 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But opting out of some of <b><i><a href="https://www.yeezysforcheapstore.com" rel="nofollow">Yeezy Shoes For Sale</a></i></b> these cookies may have an effect on your browsing experience.Submit News BackWhat On CalendarSubmit an EventGold Coast TitansGold Coast SUNSWhat On at HOTAGold Coast Beaches Back...fmmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00384378857084509614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-73014095043937163302007-12-13T23:14:00.000+00:002007-12-13T23:14:00.000+00:00At a sports bar the other night, I was hit upon by...At a sports bar the other night, I was hit upon by Offensive Guy, who thinks he's being terribly witty by whispering in your ear about the gay guy sitting next to you, or how much they hate Hispanics, and not in such nice terms. Offensive Guy was a subgenre of Drunk Off His Rocks Guy, which is not always a bad class to be hanging out with.ariedanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14258711317614828969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-44532937733191007442007-12-12T17:36:00.000+00:002007-12-12T17:36:00.000+00:00Brianalt, I write about male skeeviness because it...Brianalt, I write about male skeeviness because it's funny. <BR/><BR/>I don't go into details about what I'm looking for, or say too much about my actual (and occasionally messy)love life, because this is not an anonymous blog. Nor is it confessional. Disaffected Scanner Jockey is sort of a character I play. Me, but amplified, rowdier and way more cynical.<BR/><BR/>The real Shannon that my friends know is far less jaded by dating than DSJ is, and actually enjoys chatting with strange men in bars. She's also far less likely to divide men into categories and instead treats people as individuals.<BR/><BR/>In short, it's funnier to write about what I'm NOT looking for, and this is (hopefully) a humor blog. I mock the general public and people I don't know, instead of potentially hurting the people that I do know.<BR/><BR/>Long answer for a short question, huh? Thanks for reading, and I hope you stop in again.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-71782524245911030402007-12-12T17:09:00.000+00:002007-12-12T17:09:00.000+00:00So, what kind of guy ARE you looking for?Are there...So, what kind of guy ARE you looking for?<BR/><BR/>Are there types here not listed, or is this just about it?<BR/><BR/>I've been out of the dating scene for 20 years, so I'm really not sure.BrianAlthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10489041160140300669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-7615030745614679492007-12-12T04:29:00.000+00:002007-12-12T04:29:00.000+00:00I met my wife in a bar.I was just being myself tha...I met my wife in a bar.<BR/><BR/>I was just being myself that night.<BR/><BR/>Well, I was actually just being myself while really, really drunk. But these things can work out.Consul-At-Armshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04391037582103556978noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-18723223723228894302007-12-11T15:07:00.000+00:002007-12-11T15:07:00.000+00:00Kristen, don't worry. There are many, many kinds o...Kristen, don't worry. There are many, many kinds of skeevy men in D.C., and I'm sure I'll get to Career Guy at some point! Though I'll probably call him Uses Business Card to Pick Up Girls Guy.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-36812463021669472582007-12-10T20:42:00.000+00:002007-12-10T20:42:00.000+00:00What about Resume Guy? Aka Career Guy? Aka "I Wo...What about Resume Guy? Aka Career Guy? Aka "I Work For Senator XYZ" Guy? Aka Can't Talk About Anything Besides Politics/Policies/His Good Friend Ambassador So-and-So Guy?<BR/><BR/>Oh, wait - that's just about every guy in DC!!Kristen S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13797005752143223899noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-36114357198066727112007-12-10T19:15:00.000+00:002007-12-10T19:15:00.000+00:00Do skeevy guys know that they're skeevy? Would the...Do skeevy guys know that they're skeevy? Would they admit it if they did?MJWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05697147848116189145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-46664437872635606362007-12-10T18:42:00.000+00:002007-12-10T18:42:00.000+00:00No, I am not making up any of those compliments. I...No, I am not making up any of those compliments. I get asked about gymnastics because I'm petite - which is totally funny because I'm a klutz.<BR/><BR/>Sometimes guys get a little creative, and NOT in a good way. The hand model one was just a few weeks ago (he was also a Mortgage Man).Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-1659224273445689762007-12-10T18:12:00.000+00:002007-12-10T18:12:00.000+00:00Sadly, I've been known to give darts and pool advi...Sadly, I've been known to give darts and pool advice, but only when requested so I'm not what that makes me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-13288582515998443092007-12-10T18:11:00.000+00:002007-12-10T18:11:00.000+00:00ooh this is going to be fun! here goes, bottom up....ooh this is going to be fun! here goes, bottom up.<BR/><BR/>Mortgage Man: nope, don't have a mortgage and ain't planning on one anytime soon. 401k is worth less than a mercedes.<BR/><BR/>I'm Really Very Shy Guy: I can be a bit shy sometimes, but I'm not a feminist who is a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Ewww.<BR/><BR/>Expert at Everything Guy: nope<BR/><BR/>Gamester Guy: naw, that's just dumb<BR/><BR/>Nonsensical Compliment Guy: you actually get these compliments? surely, you can't be making this stuff up<BR/><BR/>Any Girl Will Do Guy: Ummm...guilty as charged, lol. You got me there. Once I was at a bar and I was talking to 2 women, both quite attractive. I was hitting it off pretty well with one of them, then as she took a sip of her drink, I saw an engagement ring on her finger. I casually started talking to the other girl, but I think they knew what was up... I admit it was funny though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com