tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post9156209466497731401..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: The Express is Scheduling My InterventionShannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-1748629243630338842008-10-13T16:06:00.000+01:002008-10-13T16:06:00.000+01:00Anon - I make people out of plastic. Otherwise, I ...Anon - I make people out of plastic. Otherwise, I wouldn't have friends.<BR/><BR/>Jack - Oh, there's nearly six YEARS worth of booze on this site.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-69824027808496941642008-10-12T15:10:00.000+01:002008-10-12T15:10:00.000+01:00I'm playing with my ken doll right now. Just need...I'm playing with my ken doll right now. Just need to find a barbie...<BR/><BR/>But seriously, I want to hear more about the booze drinking.<BR/><BR/>J<BR/><BR/>http://adventuresinvoluntarysimplicity.blogspot.com/Jackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11140071411706781433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-7524166408513373982008-10-10T20:45:00.000+01:002008-10-10T20:45:00.000+01:00No plastic toys for me. I made dolls out of real ...No plastic toys for me. I made dolls out of real human parts. Oh on, I've said too much...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-53021027999042778952008-10-10T20:39:00.000+01:002008-10-10T20:39:00.000+01:00Zip - I must be drunk, because I have no idea what...Zip - I must be drunk, because I have no idea what you're talking about. <BR/><BR/>Justin - Sometimes they get it right...there's nothing like seeing, "Mother Teresa in a thong" in big print to make me happy. And I'm a drunk pervert who eats puppies.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-43268500800384959582008-10-10T20:30:00.000+01:002008-10-10T20:30:00.000+01:00Wow. I'd never even heard of the Washington Post E...Wow. I'd never even heard of the Washington Post Express until today. Apparently the only way to make your quotes better is to take them out of context. Sweet.<BR/><BR/>P.S - I believe the tales of drinking, but I'm still not convinced you are a lush. I'm not convinced you're a pervert, either, but even if you aren't, I'll still like you :)<BR/><BR/>P.P.S - Ugh, why am I sick?Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07483390216311858204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-74713261255475190102008-10-10T20:08:00.000+01:002008-10-10T20:08:00.000+01:00what happened to Drunken Sock Puppet?what happened to Drunken Sock Puppet?Capitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-81280272283362939642008-10-10T19:37:00.000+01:002008-10-10T19:37:00.000+01:00Liv - Now I want to start a band called, "Strawber...Liv - Now I want to start a band called, "Strawberry Whore."<BR/><BR/>Doug - Amazon sells ahem, massagers? That is just too cool for words. And I never knew there was any such thing as a bondage rubber duckie vibrator - my universe has expanded to the point that I'm giddy. I'm as giddy as a perverted schoolgirl.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-63279030214784735952008-10-10T19:33:00.000+01:002008-10-10T19:33:00.000+01:00yep.... it's where you find things like this:h...yep.... it's where you find things like this:<BR/><BR/>http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000XJNNF2?smid=A1HH8X1DSLCZNP&tag=dealt89595-20&linkCode=asn<BR/><BR/>or the slightly naughtier:<BR/><BR/>http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001AQK53U?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&tag=dealt89595-20&linkCode=asn<BR/><BR/>Ok, I'm gonna stop now, I am NOT a sex toy salesman ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-52720577280314651532008-10-10T19:07:00.000+01:002008-10-10T19:07:00.000+01:00They were all replicated from the same strawberry ...They were all replicated from the same strawberry whore.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-21499745031409040132008-10-10T19:06:00.000+01:002008-10-10T19:06:00.000+01:00Tina - I love how my comment threads devolve into ...Tina - I love how my comment threads devolve into pervert toys and Barbie costumes. Y'all rock.<BR/><BR/>Gilahi - Mainly, I was wondering what a "feminist kiss" was. Anybody care to venture a guess?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-29243083271994664282008-10-10T19:02:00.000+01:002008-10-10T19:02:00.000+01:00Ya, I knew it wasn't Tuesday. That's why I picked...Ya, I knew it wasn't Tuesday. That's why I picked Tuesday. See, I was trying to be satirical in pointing out how bad The Express is in getting its facts right by intentionally....<BR/><BR/>Oh, never mind. If you have to explain 'em, they're probably not worth the effort.Gilahihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05331323175802868796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-74653971885132336922008-10-10T18:51:00.000+01:002008-10-10T18:51:00.000+01:00Did you know Leg Avenue has Naughty adult Barbie a...Did you know Leg Avenue has Naughty adult Barbie and Straberry Shortcake costumes?<BR/><BR/>NOT that I have any experience with either.Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16028778070561332377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-11877038510391969072008-10-10T18:02:00.000+01:002008-10-10T18:02:00.000+01:00BH - Agreed. I don't get paid for this gig, the le...BH - Agreed. I don't get paid for this gig, the least folks can do is quote me honestly.<BR/><BR/>Doug - Like the Island of Misfit Toys?<BR/><BR/>Twin - Yeah, I have yet to figure out why they pick certain phrases and not others...your bot theory is a good one.<BR/><BR/>Gilahi - Actually, Thursdays were when I really cut loose. And you're welcome.<BR/><BR/>Liv - All Strawberry Shortcakes, or just yours?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-67318568195922118932008-10-10T17:55:00.000+01:002008-10-10T17:55:00.000+01:00Strawberry Shortcake is a naughty, naughty girl. T...Strawberry Shortcake is a naughty, naughty girl. That is all.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-74486185983204568092008-10-10T17:43:00.000+01:002008-10-10T17:43:00.000+01:00Let's see... "Disaffected Scanner Jockey recounts ...Let's see... "Disaffected Scanner Jockey recounts her childhood, which included giving underweight naked Barbies a feminist kiss while smoking crack and drinking seven beers. On a Tuesday."<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the reference.Gilahihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05331323175802868796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-91260851931516098762008-10-10T17:40:00.000+01:002008-10-10T17:40:00.000+01:00I swear they have a bot that just searches for a c...I swear they have a bot that just searches for a certain string length.<BR/><BR/>The only good part: you can say that The Washington Post has published your writing. <BR/><BR/>Just be vague your friends/potential bosses ask for a copy.lacochran's evil twinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00830374402474261699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-63675990770645302122008-10-10T17:36:00.000+01:002008-10-10T17:36:00.000+01:00stick with me and you'll go places you've never dr...stick with me and you'll go places you've never dreamed ;) hahaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-76036961813161833722008-10-10T17:27:00.000+01:002008-10-10T17:27:00.000+01:00The whole censorship thing is not only retarded, i...The whole censorship thing is not only retarded, it makes it less eneteraining.<BR/><BR/>It's like me without booze:<BR/><BR/>Unacceptable.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-57348617036426470302008-10-10T17:10:00.000+01:002008-10-10T17:10:00.000+01:00Zip - You had Kiss tour in a pink camper? That's s...Zip - You had Kiss tour in a pink camper? That's sick. And sort of awesome.<BR/><BR/>Doug - OH MY GOSH I MUST HAVE ONE. NOW. NOWY NOW NOW.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-6134835081162175252008-10-10T17:08:00.001+01:002008-10-10T17:08:00.001+01:00Well, that's easy - the Dora Aquapet!http://www.ub...Well, that's easy - the Dora Aquapet!<BR/><BR/>http://www.ubergizmo.com/15/archives/2006/11/dora_aquapet_hits_amazon.html<BR/><BR/>(this isn't even made up! WTF?)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-68295315232961239792008-10-10T17:08:00.000+01:002008-10-10T17:08:00.000+01:00I had that silly camper thing and I made it the to...I had that silly camper thing and I made it the tour bus - I think I watched too much tv as a child. My Barbies were hooking up with Gene and Paul.Capitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-45911249891026186582008-10-10T16:56:00.001+01:002008-10-10T16:56:00.001+01:00Zip - Barbie and GI Joe tried to make a go of it, ...Zip - Barbie and GI Joe tried to make a go of it, but the height disparity really gave GI Joe a complex. It was sad...they could have been so happy!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-41004488684941105712008-10-10T16:56:00.000+01:002008-10-10T16:56:00.000+01:00Doug - So, what's the sexiest toy of all? I'm goin...Doug - So, what's the sexiest toy of all? I'm going to say, Snoopy Sno-Cone Maker!<BR/><BR/>Zip - You're NOT a gun-toting lunatic? I'm disappointed.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-82724756524233039812008-10-10T16:55:00.000+01:002008-10-10T16:55:00.000+01:00and my Barbies dated my Kiss Dollsand my Barbies dated my Kiss DollsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-19378491586240812412008-10-10T16:54:00.000+01:002008-10-10T16:54:00.000+01:00They made me look like a gun toting lunatic the ot...They made me look like a gun toting lunatic the other day and I got the freaking big letters. I used to think it would be cool to be in the Express yeah not so much anymore.<BR/><BR/>Off to get supplies for bunker haAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com