tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post9104083170203372899..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: Taxi-Slob ConfessionsShannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-83204455034804558642008-10-03T18:15:00.000+01:002008-10-03T18:15:00.000+01:00My Confessions 1 - I wasn't really a year out of a...My Confessions <BR/><BR/>1 - I wasn't really a year out of a relationship, we had just broken up. I just didn't want him to know I was using him for rebound sex. <BR/><BR/>2 - I really liked him...but the first time we made it to the sleepover phase...he snored so loud I had to go sleep on the couch. What a waste. I need my sleep, and he wasn't worth it to me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-27872516879968889462008-10-03T14:10:00.000+01:002008-10-03T14:10:00.000+01:00Michael - Will you go shopping with me, and offer ...Michael - Will you go shopping with me, and offer insightful opinions as I try on 400 virtually identical sweaters?<BR/><BR/>Tina - That's sort of awesome.<BR/><BR/>Zip - Aw, the best form of passive aggression is the creative kind - put some juice into your names!<BR/><BR/>Gilahi - And how often do people actually do as I say? Not often!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-68202579984519600352008-10-03T11:59:00.000+01:002008-10-03T11:59:00.000+01:00My confession: I absolutely refuse to comment on a...My confession: I absolutely refuse to comment on a blog when the author of the blog has left instructions as to what the comments should be about.Gilahihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05331323175802868796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-34476639550390397512008-10-03T00:09:00.000+01:002008-10-03T00:09:00.000+01:00I do the same thing to guys I don't like in my pho...I do the same thing to guys I don't like in my phone. Sometimes I am a bit lazy and name them No, No Number 2, etc............Capitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-32042063363937312712008-10-02T23:29:00.000+01:002008-10-02T23:29:00.000+01:00I can go you one better than the address book - th...I can go you one better than the address book - the voice mail on my phone had the following for a long time - "Yes I am screening my calls, yes it is specifically to avoid you Mark, take a hint and don't leave a message because I will never return your call. Any one else - leave a message I'll call you right back.Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16028778070561332377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-1461965763040499222008-10-02T21:57:00.000+01:002008-10-02T21:57:00.000+01:00Baby, I was kidding! I won't stalk you and I won'...Baby, I was kidding! I won't stalk you and I won't demand money for sex. More than that I cannot promise.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-76107172327050599452008-10-02T21:51:00.000+01:002008-10-02T21:51:00.000+01:00Michael - well, it does cost $100 to take out a re...Michael - well, it does cost $100 to take out a restraining order.<BR/><BR/>Liv - We're opposites in one way...jealousy makes me run for the hills.<BR/><BR/>HP - All good ones...the whiskey shot especially.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-20296876900557267082008-10-02T21:46:00.000+01:002008-10-02T21:46:00.000+01:00I probably had a shot of whiskey before I met up w...I probably had a shot of whiskey before I met up with you. This was because if you're cute, I'm probably very nervous; and if you're ugly I needed to be a little buzz to pass the time on our date. <BR/><BR/>When I sent you that email/text thanking you for the date, I was merely being polite. I don't neccessarily want to marry you and have your babies. <BR/><BR/>Actually, I'm not even sure I want marriage or babies, thank you very much. <BR/><BR/>However, if I do like you I might have speculated about what our kids might look and act like. Not because I'm clingy but because it's a fun exercise. <BR/><BR/>That plaid button down shirt you were wearing was really hot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-68749443784792325572008-10-02T21:41:00.000+01:002008-10-02T21:41:00.000+01:00A guy with small, stubby, or feminine hands is a c...A guy with small, stubby, or feminine hands is a complete dealbreaker for me.<BR/><BR/>Jealousy and possessiveness of me, (in the right situation), totally turns me on.<BR/><BR/>I don't always want you to try something. But if you don't, I will feel rejected.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-1732619656209437752008-10-02T21:01:00.000+01:002008-10-02T21:01:00.000+01:00How many of you knew that women carry a Hasty Retr...<I>How many of you knew that women carry a Hasty Retreat $20? How does that make you feel?</I><BR/><BR/>I always suspected.<BR/><BR/>But, honey, at the end of an evening with me the woman usually lets me walk away with that $20 bill--and four more just like it! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-43862085816002377322008-10-02T20:08:00.000+01:002008-10-02T20:08:00.000+01:00BH - It's good to hear that I'm not alone in sayin...BH - It's good to hear that I'm not alone in saying, "Yeah, I'm divorced. Wanna make somethin' of it? Huh?"Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-87429440728490142022008-10-02T20:05:00.000+01:002008-10-02T20:05:00.000+01:00"I don't do low sex relationships. I will break u..."I don't do low sex relationships. I will break up with you for that."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-60868581069623256762008-10-02T20:02:00.000+01:002008-10-02T20:02:00.000+01:00"I'm sure I'm smarter than you until you prove oth..."I'm sure I'm smarter than you until you prove otherwise, which I hope you do, I can't respect somebody not as or more intelligent than me"<BR/><BR/>"I contradict myself in every single argument I've EVER engaged in. EVER."<BR/><BR/>"If your attractive, I am undressing you in my mind." <BR/><BR/>"I will throw my divorce and two kids out before the entree comes to see your reaction and I will also mention my friendship with my ex-wife for similar purposes"<BR/><BR/>"If you don't at least make a weak effort on the first dinner tab, that's the last date we ever have."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-28950354202315452462008-10-02T19:43:00.000+01:002008-10-02T19:43:00.000+01:00Michael - Well, just so long as you don't fall asl...Michael - Well, just so long as you don't fall asleep DURING. That's never good.<BR/><BR/>Ibid - I sort of believe that.<BR/><BR/>LaCochran - I carry an emergency $20 even in non-date situations. The last time I forgot cab cash, I seem to recall Lemmonex giving me $20 out of her left bra-cup. I really hope I imagined that.<BR/><BR/>By the way, guys, how many of you knew that women carry a Hasty Retreat $20? And how does that make you feel?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-41718892317548077172008-10-02T19:38:00.000+01:002008-10-02T19:38:00.000+01:00* If you don't ask any questions in the first 10 m...* If you don't ask any questions in the first 10 minutes, you are way more into you than I am, and I'm gone.<BR/><BR/>Oh! And I have a secret 20, too! I call it "the magic 20" because it magically appears in desperate times.lacochranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-32655238049729129222008-10-02T19:33:00.000+01:002008-10-02T19:33:00.000+01:00I'm getting younger. Many centuries ago I was Merl...I'm getting younger. Many centuries ago I was Merlin.Ibidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15614529174562538070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-4646318968015686592008-10-02T19:15:00.000+01:002008-10-02T19:15:00.000+01:00Whenever I make love, I want to fall asleep immedi...Whenever I make love, I want to fall asleep immediately. As I get older I frequently fall asleep <I>before</I>. I wish I were getting younger.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-47376793298567413882008-10-02T19:14:00.000+01:002008-10-02T19:14:00.000+01:00Refugee - Just so long as you don't climb out the ...Refugee - Just so long as you don't climb out the window of the men's washroom.<BR/><BR/>Ibid - I don't read. Words funny. Words lie.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-32167196666510090262008-10-02T19:06:00.001+01:002008-10-02T19:06:00.001+01:00Shannon, read the book. It's much more interesting...Shannon, read the book. It's much more interesting. And it tells you what that acid trip at the end was all about.Ibidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15614529174562538070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-62572091319452056622008-10-02T19:06:00.000+01:002008-10-02T19:06:00.000+01:00If I met you online and the date lasted less than ...If I met you online and the date lasted less than an hour, it is a pretty sure bet that I gave at least a passing thought to hoping you didn't see me and leaving through the back door of the bar.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-56872104257768565272008-10-02T18:55:00.000+01:002008-10-02T18:55:00.000+01:00OneDate - I AM a man, baby!Ibid - 2001 bored the p...OneDate - I AM a man, baby!<BR/><BR/>Ibid - 2001 bored the pants off me. Literally. I got so bored I tried to take my pants off and use them to cover the television.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-8455361932504883512008-10-02T18:48:00.000+01:002008-10-02T18:48:00.000+01:00I thought "2001: A Space Odyssey" was a pretty bor...I thought "2001: A Space Odyssey" was a pretty boring movie. It kept me from reading anything by Arthur C Clarke for years. <BR/><BR/>I actually can and do say "I don't know." The reason you never hear me say it is because I'm brilliant.<BR/><BR/>The neighbors dog ran away for a week because when my parents went on a cruise I had a bunch of friends over and we fired bottle rockets at passing cars from the roof. We used the tube from a roll of carpet to aim.Ibidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15614529174562538070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-90551661049546147382008-10-02T17:36:00.000+01:002008-10-02T17:36:00.000+01:00If I cop a feel, I'm not a perv, I just want to ma...If I cop a feel, I'm not a perv, I just want to make sure you're not a MAN baby!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-47239869981340295362008-10-02T17:07:00.000+01:002008-10-02T17:07:00.000+01:00Ninja - I'm impressed so much of your inner monolo...Ninja - I'm impressed so much of your inner monologue revolves around beatdowns and oral sex...it's very manly of you.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-24303556213623467702008-10-02T16:54:00.000+01:002008-10-02T16:54:00.000+01:00*I think I'm smarter than most people I run into (...*I think I'm smarter than most people I run into (statistically, I'm right) but I try not to show it. <BR/><BR/>*whenever I meet a girl, I imagine how she likes to be "serviced"...in case it ever comes to that.<BR/><BR/>*whenever I meet a guy, I imagine what tactics I would use to defeat him in a street fight...in case it ever comes to that.<BR/><BR/>*I have never gone skiing, and I have no desire to. <BR/><BR/>*I lost respect for Jack Nicholson after I peed next to him...partly because he didn't wash his hands afterwards, but mostly because my wang was bigger than his, and he is therefore less of a man than I am.HomeImprovementNinjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01134409822023878387noreply@blogger.com