tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post8590379711803294687..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: Go Ahead and Hate Me, But...Shannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger57125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-69677059905156679642008-09-12T19:13:00.000+01:002008-09-12T19:13:00.000+01:00It's like we're closing down the bar.And I'm not a...It's like we're closing down the bar.<BR/><BR/>And I'm not a hypocrite, I'm a narcissistic attention whore.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-19948403335568454952008-09-12T18:56:00.000+01:002008-09-12T18:56:00.000+01:00And you knew that I would post again after your po...And you knew that I would post again after your post complaining about people still posting. Hypocrite!! You're trying to get to a hundred comments aren't you.Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04089108417465569092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-76588532913551624212008-09-12T18:52:00.000+01:002008-09-12T18:52:00.000+01:00Why are people still posting here? This is a three...Why are people still posting here? This is a three-day-old post. Which is like, a decade in Internet time.<BR/><BR/>Jamie, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-49087383962314798482008-09-12T03:39:00.000+01:002008-09-12T03:39:00.000+01:00I don't hate cats. Actually, they amuse me with t...I don't hate cats. Actually, they amuse me with their goofiness. I don't have any though. I do hate having to go to bed by 11 or be useless at work the next day.maryjanejeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09215675089943869106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-91853736353155446182008-09-11T22:26:00.000+01:002008-09-11T22:26:00.000+01:00you are not alone...<I>you are not alone...</I>Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-51887869244674717502008-09-11T22:25:00.000+01:002008-09-11T22:25:00.000+01:00OW! Holy hell, why did you just jam a staple my fo...OW! Holy hell, why did you just jam a staple my forehead?<BR/><BR/>It's fun being the only two people on here...like a lifeboat of weird.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-4895675612384368582008-09-11T22:23:00.000+01:002008-09-11T22:23:00.000+01:00Yes. Yes, I am. That's right, I'm a niiiice staple...Yes. Yes, I am. That's right, I'm a niiiice stapler. I won't bite you...Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04089108417465569092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-6570063987276464162008-09-11T22:19:00.000+01:002008-09-11T22:19:00.000+01:00We're talking? This is being posted? All this time...We're talking? This is being posted? All this time I thought I was just arguing with the stapler again. <BR/><BR/>Wait, are you my stapler?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-47073287470599141592008-09-11T22:16:00.000+01:002008-09-11T22:16:00.000+01:00I'm glad nobody else is reading this. Because this...I'm glad nobody else is reading this. Because this has gone way out of the deep fryer and into the seventh plane of bizarre humor. I'm not even sure what I'm talking about anymore.<BR/><BR/>I need a nap... or a drink... or both, not sure what order...Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04089108417465569092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-66698043777568730202008-09-11T22:12:00.001+01:002008-09-11T22:12:00.001+01:00Really, more of a single entrendre. With fries. An...Really, more of a single entrendre. With fries. And a shake.<BR/><BR/>Kill me.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-17565494551622243502008-09-11T22:12:00.000+01:002008-09-11T22:12:00.000+01:00I'm not sure if you're making fun of my night job ...I'm not sure if you're making fun of my night job at Checkers, or you're making some kind of double entendre. Either way, I'll see you the drive thru.Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04089108417465569092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-18223587849173199112008-09-11T22:08:00.000+01:002008-09-11T22:08:00.000+01:00I think a catcall is more like, "Hey, Jamie, do fr...I think a catcall is more like, "Hey, Jamie, do fries come with that shake?"Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-86622556539276089892008-09-11T22:02:00.000+01:002008-09-11T22:02:00.000+01:00Well I'm nothing if not predictable! Though I'd sa...Well I'm nothing if not predictable! Though I'd say it's more of a catcall.Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04089108417465569092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-88263583360084250012008-09-11T22:01:00.000+01:002008-09-11T22:01:00.000+01:00See, Jamie, I post the "Single dudes with cats" th...See, Jamie, I post the "Single dudes with cats" thing whenever you haven't commented in a while - it's like a Jamie Batcall.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-13517114434240221762008-09-11T21:54:00.000+01:002008-09-11T21:54:00.000+01:00Sorry I got in on this so late... work is hell! Bu...Sorry I got in on this so late... work is hell! But I will add my catty rejoinder, better late than never. I strongly believe that most people (particularly city-dwellers) who own dogs are afraid of being alone and/or find their lives incomplete without something annoying to take care of. Logically, these people will eventually become single mothers or marry someone they don't really like that much and have annoying children to take care of. Then, 25 years later, when they are still alone or divorced and alone, they will wonder why they didn't just learn to play the clarinet, go to a shooting range, crochet, or drink more <BR/>often instead.<BR/><BR/>And if you don't buy that, how about this:<BR/><BR/>"Cat" is synonymous with "Cool." <I>What are you cats up to?</I> or <I>Those are some cool cats.</I><BR/><BR/>"Dog" is synonymous with "uncool." <I>You shagged my girfriend? You dog!</I><BR/><BR/>QED. Just say no to dogs, and don't worry about single men with cats. We are comfortable with our sexuality, and know the value of a low-maintenance source of entertainment. Definitely worry about single men with rat dogs.Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04089108417465569092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-43358611148881989042008-09-10T15:38:00.000+01:002008-09-10T15:38:00.000+01:00MJJ - Dane Cook is evil, that's what he is.Dana - ...MJJ - Dane Cook is evil, that's what he is.<BR/><BR/>Dana - I love greens and grits! How dare you?<BR/><BR/>HP - I can't stand the starter baby thing, either. Like, just have the baby already.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-70023915794214519272008-09-10T15:14:00.000+01:002008-09-10T15:14:00.000+01:00I hate loud chewing noises, especially when they c...I hate loud chewing noises, especially when they come from the person I share my office with. <BR/><BR/>Also hate people hating on other peoples' wardrobe choices. <BR/><BR/>And...I hate dogs. Except for ancient yellow labs. But other dogs--ew. Smelly, messy, needy and loud. Do not want. I especially hate how young recently married couples adopt dogs as starter children and then act all put out when they have to miss happy hour to go walk their pet. As if they didn't know what they were getting into. <BR/><BR/>I also hate the dog-person/cat-person dichotomy. Just because somebody dislikes dogs, that doesn't make them a "cat person" (nor do they have whiskers growing out of their cheeks and long tails). <BR/><BR/>Finally, I hate it when somebody assumes I'm dieting when I refuse dessert. Um, no dude. I just don't like dessert. But I will take another glass of wine and other round at the cheese plate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-2724378741604965272008-09-10T11:51:00.000+01:002008-09-10T11:51:00.000+01:00Someone else hates Palin? Rock!Someone else hates Palin? Rock!maryjanejeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09215675089943869106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-31079889412157278582008-09-10T03:51:00.000+01:002008-09-10T03:51:00.000+01:00I'm Southern and I hate greens and grits. I think ...I'm Southern and I hate greens and grits. I think I'm missing a Southern gene.<BR/><BR/>I also hate Sarah Palin and coworkers who feel it to be their duty to make me love her. But that's a bit of a rant there. It's my own fault for working in Alabama.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-23741427416378531302008-09-10T02:42:00.000+01:002008-09-10T02:42:00.000+01:00After what the cat did to my dog it totally deserv...After what the cat did to my dog it totally deserves that.Ibidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15614529174562538070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-21853550997947956602008-09-10T02:36:00.000+01:002008-09-10T02:36:00.000+01:00Dane Cook isn't innocuous? Damn! I hate tripping...Dane Cook isn't innocuous? Damn! I hate tripping over tree limbs and nearly breaking my ankle on wet leaves. Does that count?maryjanejeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09215675089943869106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-19417960417740666682008-09-10T01:52:00.000+01:002008-09-10T01:52:00.000+01:00Michael - Of course!Ibid - But then they steal you...Michael - Of course!<BR/><BR/>Ibid - But then they steal your electricity and drug your cat.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-70617640964121932562008-09-10T01:49:00.000+01:002008-09-10T01:49:00.000+01:00Wise rats stay out of my house and live under the ...Wise rats stay out of my house and live under the rose bush on a farm not too far from NIHM labs.Ibidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15614529174562538070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-7286760591702893592008-09-09T23:00:00.000+01:002008-09-09T23:00:00.000+01:00Carpet, honey! ;)Carpet, honey! ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-21395220681299035492008-09-09T22:16:00.000+01:002008-09-09T22:16:00.000+01:00Titania - I don't like wolves. What? They're kind ...Titania - I don't like wolves. What? They're kind of like dogs.<BR/><BR/>Zip - I just hate the Redskins. More specifically, I hate the name Redskins.<BR/><BR/>Ibid - As opposed to wise rats? How wise can a rat be?<BR/><BR/>Emily - Aw, a kindred spirit!<BR/><BR/>Michael - Which is better, a magic carpet ride or a magic crystal ride?<BR/><BR/>Foggy - people who are judgmental for misspelling "judgmental."<BR/><BR/>MJJ - Aw, but lots of people hate that stuff! Come on, hate something innocuous. Like, I don't know, ponies or leprechauns.<BR/><BR/>Lacochran - I sort of like babies...well, babies I know. Random ones piss me off.<BR/><BR/>Carrie - You don't like the OLYMPICS? That's pretty un-American of you right there!<BR/><BR/>Lacochran - I'm sorry, we're going to have to deport you. i LOVE coffee.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.com