tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post7912724453113127972..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: Slacker Friday Happy Sinus PostShannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-35274887590487699022008-08-31T06:01:00.000+01:002008-08-31T06:01:00.000+01:00ah thats more Vin for me then.They are coming out ...ah thats more Vin for me then.<BR/><BR/>They are coming out with another Fast and the Furious next year with the original cast - saw the preview when I saw Death Race. EXCITEDCapitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-18617124594987490462008-08-29T23:35:00.000+01:002008-08-29T23:35:00.000+01:00You haven't seen the new Dr. Who, you haven't seen...You haven't seen the new Dr. Who, you haven't seen Riddick... I'm just gonna have to open up my video library for you to rummage through.<BR/><BR/>I thought both Riddick movies were on Hulu. Guess it's just one.<BR/><A HREF="http://www.hulu.com/pitch-black" REL="nofollow">http://www.hulu.com/pitch-black</A><BR/><BR/>Riddick is like The Terminator. The first movie was ok, but it was the second movie that made them worth watching.Ibidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15614529174562538070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-83083405910630031522008-08-29T23:34:00.000+01:002008-08-29T23:34:00.000+01:00Your hair waits because it hates you. ;-)Happy Lab...Your hair waits because it hates you. ;-)<BR/><BR/>Happy Labor Day!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-27604990943544592392008-08-29T22:18:00.000+01:002008-08-29T22:18:00.000+01:00Ibid - What's a Riddick?Titania - Maybe all the ju...Ibid - What's a Riddick?<BR/><BR/>Titania - Maybe all the junk-spreaders on the Metro are cyclists!<BR/><BR/>Tina - again, what's a Riddick?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-69922502401733467742008-08-29T21:04:00.000+01:002008-08-29T21:04:00.000+01:00Vin Diesel, as Riddick, ROCKS! As the Pacifier - u...Vin Diesel, as Riddick, ROCKS! As the Pacifier - um not so much. In fact in all his other roles - not so much.<BR/><BR/>(Although, the tats in triple X were hot. But they would have been just as hot on a different actor - maybe even more so.)Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16028778070561332377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-46875546137041525302008-08-29T20:58:00.000+01:002008-08-29T20:58:00.000+01:00Hmmmm, I am finding new respect for my male fellow...Hmmmm, I am finding new respect for my male fellow cyclists... In particular after those gruesome rides that take 3-4 hours seated in the hard tiny saddle all constricted in spandex.Titaniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01545746060811982263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-5507521567616677062008-08-29T19:34:00.000+01:002008-08-29T19:34:00.000+01:00I don't get high from allergy meds. Ok, there was ...I don't get high from allergy meds. Ok, there was that once, but I did take 34X the recommended dosage. I've got this uber-drug that I use only in Kansas. It's restricted because it can be used to make Meth. I can see why, too. When I take it the need for sleep is eliminated.<BR/><BR/>Guys spread their legs because their junk needs breathing room. It's their way of saying "Yeah, baby. I'm just that fucking fertile!"<BR/>This is less of a problem with professional truck drivers and computer geeks. Since we spend all day sitting the heat can't escape and we have lower sperm counts than ... oh, you know, construction workers or someone who spends the bulk of their time on their feet.<BR/><BR/>Because when you were little your baby sister was killed by a blackberry. You can ask your parents but they threw out all the photos. <BR/><BR/>The drum cartridge keeps the beat so all the tiny monks that live inside the printer can keep time. Without it they get out of sync and your prints start to smear.<BR/><BR/>Vin Diesel offends you because he's trying to fill the spot that people our age know rightfully belongs to Arnold Schwarzenegger.<BR/>And the only good thing he's done has been the Riddick movies.<BR/><BR/>Overseas births are OK. You just can't be born the citizen of another country.Ibidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15614529174562538070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-564865636379167942008-08-29T19:23:00.000+01:002008-08-29T19:23:00.000+01:00The left side.The left side.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-20694398545065927892008-08-29T19:22:00.000+01:002008-08-29T19:22:00.000+01:00Which half? :)Which half? :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-82300039256237627232008-08-29T19:03:00.000+01:002008-08-29T19:03:00.000+01:00Michael - Indeed, I'm half foreigner.Lem - You and...Michael - Indeed, I'm half foreigner.<BR/><BR/>Lem - You and your bad boys!<BR/><BR/>Arjewtino - Why am I flashing back to the "elephantitus of the nuts" conversation from The Breakfast Club?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-59189972765089491722008-08-29T19:00:00.000+01:002008-08-29T19:00:00.000+01:00Do they really have the sort of junk that requires...<I>Do they really have the sort of junk that requires separate seating arrangements?</I><BR/><BR/>Yes. Yes, we do.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-49065688962703480192008-08-29T18:31:00.000+01:002008-08-29T18:31:00.000+01:00Vin Diesel was hot to me for about 4 minutes....th...Vin Diesel was hot to me for about 4 minutes....then I got over it.Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-18937088210072724102008-08-29T17:41:00.000+01:002008-08-29T17:41:00.000+01:00You're a foreigner?! Aha! You speak our language...You're a foreigner?! Aha! You speak our language very well. Obviously "they" have trained you for some subversive task one day--like breaking a poor native boy's heart! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-88651270732312516722008-08-29T17:34:00.000+01:002008-08-29T17:34:00.000+01:00Foxy - I'm worried the elves will steal my cupcake...Foxy - I'm worried the elves will steal my cupcakes. They're very sketchy little elves.<BR/><BR/>Foggy - The man who sat next to me this morning practically hitched his leg over my thigh, for an impressive 45 degree angle.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-38447586513288680032008-08-29T17:31:00.000+01:002008-08-29T17:31:00.000+01:00The leg spreading thing has everything to do with ...The leg spreading thing has everything to do with angles and pressure. It doesn't take much pressure to make "things" uncomfortable no matter the size of the junk. So the greater the angle, the greater the contentment. <BR/><BR/>What kind of a spread are we talking about? Like the kind you'd find in a sorority house, or rather a large acute angle?<BR/><BR/>You mean you're not heading out to see Babylon AD?FoggyDewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07934197854661226301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-17877931759630713462008-08-29T17:29:00.000+01:002008-08-29T17:29:00.000+01:00All answers can be found in reading the frosty run...All answers can be found in reading the frosty runes atop cupcakes (with a swig or two of a Nyquill/Wine cocktail)... slowly backing away...[F]oxymoronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17802290628653063707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-18989056794280072492008-08-29T17:24:00.000+01:002008-08-29T17:24:00.000+01:00Lacochran - I'm reporting you to the coolness auth...Lacochran - I'm reporting you to the coolness authorities.<BR/><BR/>Michael - Can't be VP, because I can't be President. Stupid overseas birth!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-48943647370886097522008-08-29T17:19:00.000+01:002008-08-29T17:19:00.000+01:00Men "spread" to claim and mark their territory. B...Men "spread" to claim and mark their territory. Be glad we don't urinate on the seats like a cat. It's one of urban life's smaller blessings, darling.<BR/><BR/>As a suddenly single woman in D.C., were you perhaps disappointed that John McCain did not call you for a date with destiny? I mean, you're already here and all. And experienced and stuff. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-7468074403500333392008-08-29T17:12:00.000+01:002008-08-29T17:12:00.000+01:00"Why do men do that weird leg-spreading thing on t..."Why do men do that weird leg-spreading thing on the Metro? Do they think I’m aroused by their knees? Do they really have the sort of junk that requires separate seating arrangements? Or do they just want me to believe that they do?"<BR/><BR/>Ha! Great stuff. <BR/><BR/>Oops. I'm not here. You didn't see me. I have a life. I'm not reading the internet on a holiday weekend.lacochranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147noreply@blogger.com