tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post6095262933275581180..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: Friday's Story: Fourth Grade FirebrandShannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-32533230492010948122008-08-01T21:17:00.000+01:002008-08-01T21:17:00.000+01:00***cues swelling orchestral music to hustle Lemmon...***cues swelling orchestral music to hustle Lemmonex off the stage***Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-60413624559839393742008-08-01T21:15:00.000+01:002008-08-01T21:15:00.000+01:00What an award! I would like to thank my mother, wh...What an award! I would like to thank my mother, who didn't teach me any manners. And my father, who didn't pay enough attention to me, causing me to act out. lastly, everyone who has ever laughed at me, encouraging my naughty behavior...Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-57401432077336638442008-08-01T20:23:00.000+01:002008-08-01T20:23:00.000+01:00Zipcode - at teh very least, we ought to have a Th...Zipcode - at teh very least, we ought to have a Threadskanker Award. So, Lemmonex, you're today's Threadskanker! Congrats.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-66510621584496684182008-08-01T20:05:00.000+01:002008-08-01T20:05:00.000+01:00haha - or I manscaped Shannon's Threadhaha - or I manscaped Shannon's ThreadCapitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-48021245881596220862008-08-01T20:02:00.000+01:002008-08-01T20:02:00.000+01:00Zip - This time, the thread was skanked up by our ...Zip - This time, the thread was skanked up by our lovely Lemmonex. Maybe I oughta sell some t-shirts: "I Skanked Shannon's Thread."<BR/><BR/>Skye - no wonder you wound up in PR for a while there! And I bet you got off scot-free, whereas I never got away with ANYTHING.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-59005125724112550622008-08-01T19:56:00.000+01:002008-08-01T19:56:00.000+01:00I can't remember if I got detention or not. We did...I can't remember if I got detention or not. We did get a bit of press coverage the next day in the local paper -- I called a reporter on the pay phone to tell them what was going on.<BR/><BR/>Even back then, I knew: spin, baby, spin!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-8800330733117097102008-08-01T19:50:00.000+01:002008-08-01T19:50:00.000+01:00hahaha ok what if I call them Betty and Wilma? wh...hahaha ok what if I call them Betty and Wilma? who started the whole boob talking mess anyway? Again I am innocent in all this.Capitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-2201675987080902832008-08-01T19:30:00.000+01:002008-08-01T19:30:00.000+01:00Zip - They're WOMEN, not girls. Don't forget to be...Zip - They're WOMEN, not girls. Don't forget to be a mammary feminist!<BR/><BR/>I dream of the day we get all the way to the bottom of a comment thread without discussing boobs or pubes.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-5595899880522211072008-08-01T19:18:00.000+01:002008-08-01T19:18:00.000+01:00ha t-shirt idea - BLOG NAKEDI will gladly trade th...ha t-shirt idea - BLOG NAKED<BR/>I will gladly trade these girls in for your teacups.Capitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-74223728525911927502008-08-01T19:12:00.000+01:002008-08-01T19:12:00.000+01:00Zip - I ALWAYS party naked. I blog naked, too!Kevi...Zip - I ALWAYS party naked. I blog naked, too!<BR/><BR/>Kevin/Lemmonex/Zip, I don't have jugs, then. I have teacups.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-59153754580574441342008-08-01T19:01:00.000+01:002008-08-01T19:01:00.000+01:00lemm - no kidding me toolemm - no kidding me tooCapitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-30786697756664367882008-08-01T18:22:00.000+01:002008-08-01T18:22:00.000+01:00Dude, then I have super jugs.Feeling feisty today....Dude, then I have super jugs.<BR/><BR/>Feeling feisty today.Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-90855539431225715542008-08-01T18:19:00.000+01:002008-08-01T18:19:00.000+01:00I used to make it a point to wear my Steve Dallas ...I used to make it a point to wear my Steve Dallas t to school at least once a week. On it, Steve had a martini, with olive, in his hand and a smoke dangling from the corner of his mouth. <BR/><BR/>I'm pretty sure that shirt would get a kid expelled today. <BR/><BR/>And Shannon, they're only jugs if they're Cs or bigger.FoggyDewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07934197854661226301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-55427172662202790222008-08-01T17:22:00.000+01:002008-08-01T17:22:00.000+01:00thats hilarious - I got in school suspension for ...thats hilarious - I got in school suspension for wearing "Party Naked" to school in 8th grade and I would do it againCapitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-33099919787870360422008-08-01T16:50:00.000+01:002008-08-01T16:50:00.000+01:00Lemmonex - of COURSE you got in trouble. They're p...Lemmonex - of COURSE you got in trouble. They're properly known as "jugs."<BR/><BR/>Justin - I was being highly controversial. And sometimes I wish I still had that shirt.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-54669333762306889372008-08-01T16:44:00.000+01:002008-08-01T16:44:00.000+01:00I'd like to know what their logic behind potential...I'd like to know what their logic behind potential detention (in regards to the MLK thing) was... <BR/><BR/>Not that I think logic was really involved or anything.<BR/><BR/>Awesome shirt.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07483390216311858204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-77968255026493668742008-08-01T16:36:00.000+01:002008-08-01T16:36:00.000+01:00I got in trouble for saying boobs in 2nd grade. T...I got in trouble for saying boobs in 2nd grade. That's what my mom called them!Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-13724927904568894892008-08-01T16:26:00.000+01:002008-08-01T16:26:00.000+01:00Frecks - My dad loves that story too, and tells it...Frecks - My dad loves that story too, and tells it at EVERY OPPORTUNITY. (Hi, Dad!)<BR/><BR/>HP - that's awesome - it took me until 10th grade to protest the "Under God" bit, and until senior year to protest indoctrination and mind control.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-21430214448556820722008-08-01T16:25:00.000+01:002008-08-01T16:25:00.000+01:00in the 8th grade a made a life-long enemy in my ho...in the 8th grade a made a life-long enemy in my homeroom teacher when I refused to recite the pledge of allegiance on account of it's citation of God. I got sent to the office and had to have a chat with the Dean of Students who clearly thought the whole thing was a waste of time. My former 60's activist mom had never been so proud. She still tells that story.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-65459717226354849172008-08-01T16:22:00.000+01:002008-08-01T16:22:00.000+01:00I love your MLK comment. It serves as a reminder ...I love your MLK comment. It serves as a reminder that children are incapable of bullshitting and sugarcoating.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-47335089547087879092008-08-01T15:44:00.000+01:002008-08-01T15:44:00.000+01:00Brandon - the bulk of the protesters wore "Parksid...Brandon - the bulk of the protesters wore "Parkside Pennitentiary" shirts. But nobody had a slogan as awesome as Skye's.<BR/><BR/>Which reminds me...Skye, did you get detention or did you get off scot-free?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-38972489174875176412008-08-01T15:42:00.000+01:002008-08-01T15:42:00.000+01:00Ah the loveliness of elementary school...Our distr...Ah the loveliness of elementary school...<BR/><BR/>Our district implemented an assigned seating procedure on the school bus ride home every day, and I started a petition against it. Got almost 500 signatures (about half the school) and a trip to the principal's office for "correction.<BR/><BR/>Snappy slogan, though. Did anyone else follow your example?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com