tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post5974464027627326972..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: Announcing the Oath of Non-DouchebaggeryShannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-41198833570427797812010-03-29T17:07:22.399+01:002010-03-29T17:07:22.399+01:00http://www.civilityproject.org/http://www.civilityproject.org/vvkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03734548705832479139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-43613573520881025862010-03-27T20:31:39.187+00:002010-03-27T20:31:39.187+00:00I do, especially for number 10. Morons are funny.I do, especially for number 10. Morons are funny.Mr. Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04643318682121963754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-28522718389365519892010-03-27T15:10:06.450+00:002010-03-27T15:10:06.450+00:00Jenny - As a proud Southerner, our primary donut s...Jenny - As a proud Southerner, our primary donut supplier will be Krispy Kreme. However, in the interest of pan-regionalism, Dunkin will also be served.<br /><br />LG - I was thinking silver jumpsuits, with capes.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-46989094473058705602010-03-26T23:04:47.095+00:002010-03-26T23:04:47.095+00:00I'm a sucker for a cool uniform. And I would l...I'm a sucker for a cool uniform. And I would like some free donuts, please.Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-51001963100230220862010-03-26T21:56:33.486+00:002010-03-26T21:56:33.486+00:00I absolutely cannot believe someone got to the &qu...I absolutely cannot believe someone got to the "punch and pie" idea before me, and therefore I am not joining the civility party until the donuts are provided. I like Dunkin's, the regular kind, with chocolate icing. <br /><br />-JennyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-30472573578364160982010-03-26T18:06:48.636+00:002010-03-26T18:06:48.636+00:00Brando - So are you adding a free food wing to the...Brando - So are you adding a free food wing to the Civility Party?<br /><br />Jamie - But were they crackwiches?<br /><br />lusty - Well, nowadays we have the Internet, so we bludgeon each other with figurative, misspelled canes. So we've advanced greatly as a species.<br /><br />Jamie - I challenge you to a duel! To the death? NO! To the pain!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-56086018895058582712010-03-26T16:14:09.947+00:002010-03-26T16:14:09.947+00:00Well, back in those days, they settled disagreemen...Well, back in those days, they settled disagreements with a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burr%E2%80%93Hamilton_duel" rel="nofollow">duel to the death.</a><br /><br />At least it was always clear who won...Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04089108417465569092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-5600363506487811502010-03-26T15:58:43.879+00:002010-03-26T15:58:43.879+00:00its amazing how thin the veneer of civility or res...its amazing how thin the veneer of civility or respect can be, despite thousands of year os social evolution seeing it so quickly disappear scares me in an end-of-civilization way.<br /><br />i was at the capitol building with my parents last summer and there was a whole display on 2 senetors in the 1800's who were arguing and one bashed another over the head with his cane, never got in trouble, and the other guy was brain damaged for a while and then died.<br /><br />i was so SHOCKED that that could have happened! not that long ago really! Disclaimer: i have no idea who historically accurate my memory is...but still!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-69089742400297576232010-03-26T15:24:02.068+00:002010-03-26T15:24:02.068+00:00Marion Barry used to bus people to the polls and g...Marion Barry used to bus people to the polls and give them sandwiches on the way, proving conclusively that free food works.<br /><br />As long as there's punch and pie, I'm there.Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04089108417465569092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-91785448112118768332010-03-26T15:19:44.115+00:002010-03-26T15:19:44.115+00:00What really enrages me is that the two parties wil...What really enrages me is that the two parties will blow hundreds of millions of dollars in an election year to pay consultants and buy ad time to convince us to vote for their jerkwad candidate and if they just used a tiny portion of that they could be providing free doughnuts to walk-ins from the street. <br /><br />That settles it, I refuse to join any political party that doesn't offer me free food.Brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06219319435229314554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-19746021079542771922010-03-26T15:09:36.448+00:002010-03-26T15:09:36.448+00:00Jamie - Bourbon is a very genteel liquor, so I ant...Jamie - Bourbon is a very genteel liquor, so I anticipate it will only improve civility.<br /><br />Dave - Sort of like a penalty box at a hockey game? Hrm, I like it!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-25752434237436889122010-03-26T15:07:09.882+00:002010-03-26T15:07:09.882+00:00People who rudly disrupt proceedings should be for...People who rudly disrupt proceedings should be forced to stand in a corner where they are not allowed to speak and perhaps should wear a cap that says "naughty". C-SPAN could then devote a camera to said corner that would display the names of the people in the corner, and what they did do get themselves put in "Timeout." <br /> <br />Example could be Senator this and that rudly disrupted so and so by calling him a potty mouth. Punishment time remaing 14m:35sDavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17304815406690173904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-32831788168965697782010-03-26T15:05:44.810+00:002010-03-26T15:05:44.810+00:00This comment has been removed by the author.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17304815406690173904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-40267275458380318902010-03-26T15:02:37.731+00:002010-03-26T15:02:37.731+00:00These are wonderful sentiments! If only when most ...These are wonderful sentiments! If only when most people used the word "Patriot," they meant that they agreed with these ideals.<br /><br />I can't help but wonder, though, do these ideals still apply after several bourbon-slushees?Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04089108417465569092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-45870558194943533732010-03-26T14:36:23.302+00:002010-03-26T14:36:23.302+00:00Clairebell/Ibid/Foxy - I am now convinced that I c...Clairebell/Ibid/Foxy - I am now convinced that I can write anything I want, just so long as I mention donuts in teh first three paragraphs.<br /><br />Donuts! YAY DONUTS! DONUTS RULE!<br /><br />Plot to overthrow US Government...hey, where did everybody go?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-34262624466621685512010-03-26T14:30:26.782+00:002010-03-26T14:30:26.782+00:00Are we talking Fractured Prune donuts!?!Are we talking Fractured Prune donuts!?![F]oxymoronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17802290628653063707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-48597795930476115542010-03-26T14:11:32.270+00:002010-03-26T14:11:32.270+00:00What is this? Cake donuts? Cake donuts love Hitler...What is this? Cake donuts? Cake donuts love Hitler!Ibidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15614529174562538070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-54067919595075168692010-03-26T14:05:32.347+00:002010-03-26T14:05:32.347+00:00Demonization and hyperbole solve nothing?
But I&#...Demonization and hyperbole solve nothing?<br /><br />But I'd settle for free doughnuts, in a heartbeatClairebellnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-67810244179234696672010-03-26T14:04:20.491+00:002010-03-26T14:04:20.491+00:00This comment has been removed by the author.The Lilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16850633345359260506noreply@blogger.com