tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post5462412369097223618..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: No Stroller Left BehindShannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-48243745543583196442008-08-21T16:09:00.000+01:002008-08-21T16:09:00.000+01:00Sooo....Zipcode, Tina, if Ibid approaches you with...Sooo....Zipcode, Tina, if Ibid approaches you with some olive oil and a shoehorn, he's just trying to help you get dressed!<BR/><BR/>LaTwin, amazing. You solved the riddle that Alice couldn't!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-51681064297528155142008-08-21T16:06:00.000+01:002008-08-21T16:06:00.000+01:00"Lacochran: Soooo, how is a raven like a writing-d..."Lacochran: Soooo, how is a raven like a writing-desk?" <BR/><BR/>They both make a mess in the blender?lacochran's evil twinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00830374402474261699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-81037385221995174442008-08-21T14:26:00.000+01:002008-08-21T14:26:00.000+01:00They're gonna need some help squeezing in and out ...They're gonna need some help squeezing in and out of those outfits. And maybe a massage after a hard night of fighting crime or just working out. And they'll be slinking around the cave in those outfits. <BR/><BR/>Much better than working for IronChick. Not nearly as hot in costume and she'd always want me to clean out the inside of the suit after she gets drunk and pukes.Ibidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15614529174562538070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-66550167730246962422008-08-21T14:07:00.001+01:002008-08-21T14:07:00.001+01:00And Ibid - Sure, you can be Alfred. I bet Tina and...And Ibid - Sure, you can be Alfred. I bet Tina and Zipcode could use a butler.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-44533082870971668512008-08-21T14:07:00.000+01:002008-08-21T14:07:00.000+01:00Anon - well, I guess that's better than sending th...Anon - well, I guess that's better than sending them out on an iceberg.<BR/><BR/>MJJ - Indeed. I don't get reception in the Metro, but it's a handy number to have...I could always ask a fellow passenger to call police.<BR/><BR/>Brandon - Since the other passengers dragged the stroller in, I imagine we would have just left without the mom. <BR/><BR/>Ryane - Indeed. I came close to just scooping up that baby and keeping her - she was cute! Sure, it would be hard to be a single mom in the city, in a studio apartment, raising a child I had snatched up on the subway...but, at least, it would be a great setup for a sitcom.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-15969738644825660082008-08-21T12:59:00.000+01:002008-08-21T12:59:00.000+01:00What a pathetic excuse for a parent. The tragedy h...What a pathetic excuse for a parent. The tragedy here really is that, regardless of what anyone could have said to that fool for so heinously endangering <I>her spawn's life</I>, she probably a. would not have cared (or understood) and b. will most defintely do something equally as, or more, stupid very soon.<BR/><BR/>I love [f]oxymoron's suggestions: everyone chanting 'Birth Control' <BR/>Really. Some folks should just not piss in the gene pool.Ryanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06535463704571035144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-25084032813845412082008-08-21T04:14:00.000+01:002008-08-21T04:14:00.000+01:00I just think that might have turned out worse if t...I just think that might have turned out worse if the train operator had taken off...if they're running the train on manual it doesn't warn them that the doors aren't closed...<BR/><BR/>But then, I'm usually buried in my book on the Metro so chances are I wouldn't have seen it. Good thing, too...if I did I woulda kicked her ass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-37509887023979269222008-08-21T01:17:00.000+01:002008-08-21T01:17:00.000+01:00thanks zipcode - I will put that in my cell phone ...thanks zipcode - I will put that in my cell phone - never know when I may need itmaryjanejeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09215675089943869106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-1828684984843318072008-08-20T22:44:00.000+01:002008-08-20T22:44:00.000+01:00Sometimes I like to shove old people in between th...Sometimes I like to shove old people in between the doors.<BR/><BR/>At first, there is guilt. Then, some pain. But then there is laughter. Ha ha ha! We laughed so hard...<BR/><BR/>Ahh, summer nights in DC....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-23663914278762944512008-08-20T21:39:00.000+01:002008-08-20T21:39:00.000+01:00Dibs on being Alfred!Dibs on being Alfred!Ibidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15614529174562538070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-59821421821770424252008-08-20T21:15:00.000+01:002008-08-20T21:15:00.000+01:00Refugee - I bet Lemmonex would be in on that.Tina ...Refugee - I bet Lemmonex would be in on that.<BR/><BR/>Tina - I forgot to mention - the Supergirl outfit is made entirely of black leather. Even the cape.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-32242006364935918142008-08-20T21:09:00.000+01:002008-08-20T21:09:00.000+01:00Supergirl? - Isn't there something more dominatrix...Supergirl? - Isn't there something more dominatrix that I could get? you know - like the vixens in most video games?<BR/><BR/>Supergirl is just way to wholesome for my evil twinTinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16028778070561332377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-35990470964375919552008-08-20T19:41:00.000+01:002008-08-20T19:41:00.000+01:00In as much as I would never hit a woman, I would h...In as much as I would never hit a woman, I would have called Lemmonex to administer the beatdown.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-42986933555075697802008-08-20T19:23:00.000+01:002008-08-20T19:23:00.000+01:00Indeed, Michael is today's Threadskanker.Zip, I fi...Indeed, Michael is today's Threadskanker.<BR/><BR/>Zip, I figured you would get Batgirl and Tina would wear the Supergirl getup.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-16296524329197503482008-08-20T19:17:00.000+01:002008-08-20T19:17:00.000+01:00lol did a threadskank occur with the Michael/Lemmo...lol did a threadskank occur with the Michael/Lemmonex love thing lol<BR/><BR/>I call the Batgirl costume!Capitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-82837853305796978842008-08-20T19:01:00.000+01:002008-08-20T19:01:00.000+01:00Tina - Ooooh, boy. Right now I'm picturing you and...Tina - Ooooh, boy. Right now I'm picturing you and Zipcode teaming up, donning Lycra superhero costumes and fighting crime together.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-84723897865673754622008-08-20T19:00:00.000+01:002008-08-20T19:00:00.000+01:00Lacochran: Soooo, how is a raven like a writing-de...Lacochran: Soooo, how is a raven like a writing-desk? <BR/><BR/>And the cracked bulbs get a heaping helping of love, like the mentally ill homeless guy I encountered last week. He took one look at me and burst into laughter. I said, "What? Is it my outfit?" He nodded, kept laughing and walked off.<BR/><BR/>Ouch.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-23709745045252467742008-08-20T18:59:00.000+01:002008-08-20T18:59:00.000+01:00Shannon-I would have gone to jail. Because my evi...Shannon-<BR/><BR/>I would have gone to jail. Because my evil twin would have elbowed her way over to the woman and told her what a wombat of a parent she was. Being the sort of ass that would use her kid as a door stop - she would have taken a swing and - well - after my evil twin kicked her ass up and down the train - zipcode and I would have been getting some quality time together while I got booked. <BR/><BR/>Seriously - I almost got my ass kicked in the parking lot of Sheetz the other day when I told off some redneck woman for driving around with her infant laying there loose on the front seat. (Redneck women are actually more dangerous than your average metro rider)<BR/><BR/>Fortunately my husband was with me and he DOES have several members of the local police on speed dial (relatives can be useful when properly employed). So officer "cousin in law" showed up and saved my ass then took the moron into custody.Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16028778070561332377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-90879697395181015192008-08-20T18:35:00.000+01:002008-08-20T18:35:00.000+01:00That was an incredibly stupid move. But, I have t...That was an incredibly stupid move. But, I have to admit, sometimes reflexes override intellect. I can't tell you the number of times I've reached to grab the blade of a falling knife. <BR/><BR/>Oh, and you made me look up the raven and the writing desk thing. So, um, thanks, I guess.<BR/><BR/>Andandand, this is brilliant:<BR/>"Even the dimmest bulbs on God’s own Christmas tree deserve a little bit of my love." <BR/>Is that true of the ones that are cracked and have a short? :)lacochranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-73873476176991989082008-08-20T18:26:00.000+01:002008-08-20T18:26:00.000+01:00Zip - I was just in the Express last week, but as ...Zip - I was just in the Express last week, but as I'm a total attention ho...QUOTE ME!<BR/><BR/>Michael - Do we need to leave the room?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-77535973315821711652008-08-20T18:12:00.000+01:002008-08-20T18:12:00.000+01:00My sweet Lemmonex is a street fighter; she woulda ...My sweet Lemmonex is a street fighter; she woulda clocked the woman. But ever so gently. (My whole body gets all sweaty just thinking about it!) :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-12801033883951333672008-08-20T17:44:00.000+01:002008-08-20T17:44:00.000+01:00This should be in the Express tommorow - this some...This should be in the Express tommorow - this something all metro riders need to read<BR/><BR/>HEY EXPRESS COUGH COUGH - use this blog!Capitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-53112496862162586552008-08-20T16:44:00.000+01:002008-08-20T16:44:00.000+01:00Foxy - Aw, but then we wouldn't have that adorable...Foxy - Aw, but then we wouldn't have that adorable baby!<BR/><BR/>Zipcode - Thanks! I think all of us should program that into our phones.<BR/><BR/>LivitLuvit - A competency exam for parenthood? I'm sure the woman didn't intend for her child to be harmed, but it was appalling all the same.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-23088828988700434452008-08-20T16:15:00.000+01:002008-08-20T16:15:00.000+01:00I swear there should be a test you have to take in...I swear there should be a test you have to take in order to bring a child into this world. In school we read about how NC used to sterilize women who were on welfare in return for paying for their second or third delivery... the class was appalled... I was all, BRING IT BACKrachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-57836986170218196262008-08-20T16:14:00.000+01:002008-08-20T16:14:00.000+01:00Here is the number: 202/962-2121Here is the number: 202/962-2121Capitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.com