tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post4919405852051500634..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: D.S.I.: Drunk Scene InvestigationShannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-7338430175447786532009-07-13T00:43:48.189+01:002009-07-13T00:43:48.189+01:00"I found a Cool Whip flag cake, uncovered, on..."I found a Cool Whip flag cake, uncovered, on the second shelf. On top of the cake was a crystal bowl, which had once upon a time held fruit salad but was now empty. The fruit salad could be found in a Ziploc bag, elsewhere. So, somehow, I was able to move the fruit salad into a bag, but decided an empty bowl belonged in the fridge, not the sink...and, moreover, decided it belonged square on top of the cake."<br /><br />Ha! I love it!lacochranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-14645352158188168742009-07-08T20:54:40.605+01:002009-07-08T20:54:40.605+01:00Except for last Halloween I have ended up in my be...Except for last Halloween I have ended up in my bed (or at least a bed) for most of my crazy nights. That's always a good thing.<br /><br />However I do know I had a good night when I wake up unsure of where my car is.Dmbosstonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05631276118039762167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-70752247961139494642009-07-08T19:02:15.595+01:002009-07-08T19:02:15.595+01:00Well, I suppose. It might also have been the fact...Well, I suppose. It might also have been the fact that I insisted that I could only get into my room by climbing through his window. <br /><br />It pairs nicely with the night we decided to play beer bottle skeet over the college pond. That's where 2 guys with empty beer bottles yell "PULL" and try to hit a beer bottle thrown by the third. Somewhere in Maine, I've got a PI citation with my name allllll over it.bhnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-16110751179191951312009-07-08T17:57:29.168+01:002009-07-08T17:57:29.168+01:00J - I bet she really was Miss December. Were any o...J - I bet she really was Miss December. Were any of her turnoffs, 'rude people?'<br /><br />Jamie - After vodka, usually it's the first person to get up in the afternoon.<br /><br />bh - Better that than, say, anything from the Celine Dion catalogue.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-45697238103262732332009-07-08T17:57:26.227+01:002009-07-08T17:57:26.227+01:00I've said it before and I'll say it again,...I've said it before and I'll say it again, I want to be friends. I apparently hit on the cop working at the bar, made out with my ex's roommate, poured straws full of vodka cran on some guy's shirt for some unremembered offense, and ate shit on the dance floor, all in one night (last Friday). I remember falling, vaguely. The rest I had to be informed of later.<br /><br />The Friday before, I fell up some stairs, taking out the bouncer, my friend, and the entire velvet rope, all at once. On the way INTO the bar.<br /><br />I'm fucking classy.Just A Girlhttp://allconsumingego.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-60531202375518437162009-07-08T17:51:28.720+01:002009-07-08T17:51:28.720+01:00I woke up in college to "Hey, Hey, what can I...I woke up in college to "Hey, Hey, what can I do" blasting at full volume from the night before.<br /><br />My dorm neighbor refused to ever speak or acknowledge my existence again.bhnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-55234108810194840982009-07-08T17:36:52.369+01:002009-07-08T17:36:52.369+01:00If the stereo is actually still blasting at full v...If the stereo is actually still blasting at full volume when the first person wakes up, so much the better. It's amazing what you can sleep through with a stomach full of vodka.Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04089108417465569092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-74581455864032532732009-07-08T16:18:51.841+01:002009-07-08T16:18:51.841+01:00I've never blacked out before :(
P.S - my bi...I've never blacked out before :( <br /><br />P.S - my birthday falls on a Friday this year.<br /><br />P.P.S - I did try to convince a friend of a friend once that she was Miss December 2004. She kept telling me otherwise, but I would have none of it. Not my finest moment.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07483390216311858204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-81907548857221190462009-07-08T15:52:08.287+01:002009-07-08T15:52:08.287+01:00Lemmonex - If my keys are anywhere besides the bot...Lemmonex - If my keys are anywhere besides the bottom of my fifth glass of whiskey, it's a good night.<br /><br />kelsi - Depends. Was it all the same night?<br /><br />f.B - I did wake up with a bruise on my arm Sunday. However, the sad part is that injury happened when I was cold sober.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-29331298557026292852009-07-08T15:50:01.038+01:002009-07-08T15:50:01.038+01:00If I wake up injured, it's a tell-tale sign of...If I wake up injured, it's a tell-tale sign of a good night... or a horrible one. I don't know how to read signals.f.Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07122430403303748317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-7119091829960280872009-07-08T15:32:01.597+01:002009-07-08T15:32:01.597+01:00i once started getting drunk with friends wearing ...i once started getting drunk with friends wearing jeans and a tank top, and woke up wearing an evening gown - with no memory of having changed. one friend had moved a mattress into the herb garden, another had vomited in the kitchen garbage.<br />how many points for that?kelsihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01664199219218001021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-91510994703271326922009-07-08T14:29:33.854+01:002009-07-08T14:29:33.854+01:00If I wake up with my keys in my hand, it has been ...If I wake up with my keys in my hand, it has been a good night.Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-85995433638993233982009-07-08T14:18:45.186+01:002009-07-08T14:18:45.186+01:00Brett - It's on my phone...if you've got i...Brett - It's on my phone...if you've got it, could you email it to me?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-82409772436943416312009-07-08T14:18:10.687+01:002009-07-08T14:18:10.687+01:00Shannon, please post that fridge FAIL picture.Shannon, please post that fridge FAIL picture.BGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16245246757947455649noreply@blogger.com