tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post4894965734711871035..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: I'm Narcissistic and Overly Imaginative, What Else Is New?Shannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-67230051040807235752009-04-22T14:18:00.000+01:002009-04-22T14:18:00.000+01:00My ex-support group meets in a phone booth.My ex-support group meets in a phone booth.Ibidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15614529174562538070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-13359175581131205232009-04-22T13:46:00.000+01:002009-04-22T13:46:00.000+01:00Cool beans on the free-flowing Maker's Mark. You s...Cool beans on the free-flowing Maker's Mark. You should come take a free tour of the distillery. Maker’s Mark is located just outside historic downtown Lebanon, the geographic center of the state and true Heart of Kentucky. Come feel the beat! Learn more about Maker’s Mark and get easy, detailed directions to the distillery at www.HeartOfKentucky.com.Big Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18294569724267482182noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-79414681946542003422009-04-22T03:40:00.000+01:002009-04-22T03:40:00.000+01:00It's not only in your head, it's their theme song....It's not only in your head, it's their theme song.Patty Dukenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-34567642843086101552009-04-21T20:45:00.000+01:002009-04-21T20:45:00.000+01:00Patty - I tend to hear a raucous group singalong o...Patty - I tend to hear a raucous group singalong of, "You Are So Beautiful" but that could only be in my head.<br /><br />Hammer - I'm picturing hamsters, who have been known to cannibalize one another when in groups. Are you, like, INTO HAMSTERS?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-74133558313472302432009-04-21T20:32:00.001+01:002009-04-21T20:32:00.001+01:00Yup - a bunch of women all cramped up in MAH TRUK ...Yup - a bunch of women all cramped up in MAH TRUK griping about how I won't add them on Facebook.<br /><br />I don't think it would be a particularly long meeting though. I tended to go for the rowdy ones, and in a confined space like that I suspect they'd turn on each other within 20 minutes.Hammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10834538866855172575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-33766365371636229092009-04-21T20:32:00.000+01:002009-04-21T20:32:00.000+01:00Yeah,
You've Got the Look - Prince & Shee...Yeah,<br /><br />You've Got the Look - Prince & Sheena Easton<br /><br />The Beautiful Ones - PrincePatty Dukenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-46274332700501220892009-04-21T19:56:00.000+01:002009-04-21T19:56:00.000+01:00KAss - Where was my invitation? I would've loved t...KAss - Where was my invitation? I would've loved to puncture a few players!<br /><br />Hammer - Actually, right after she posted that, I told her the same thing. Spooky. So, would your ex-festival take place in YOUR TRUK?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-972924337753876152009-04-21T19:53:00.000+01:002009-04-21T19:53:00.000+01:00Lexa's meeting sounds like Lord of the Flies with ...Lexa's meeting sounds like Lord of the Flies with an Evite.Hammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10834538866855172575noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-75747254041739009092009-04-21T19:24:00.000+01:002009-04-21T19:24:00.000+01:00Ah, love this.
Mine would be a group of 80% gorge...Ah, love this.<br /><br />Mine would be a group of 80% gorgeous David Beckham (hot, successful) types who are gregarious, sweet, and are kind of perfect catches. We are friendly still...and they are still wondering why I dated them if I was going to get back with Chef anyway. <br /><br />The other 20% would be the biggest players literally on the East Coast who convinced themselves I was "the girl who would change them" and then either flipped out because I actually didn't want to change them--or flipped out because I got back with Chef. <br /><br />Same story, different tattoo. <br /><br />Actually, this party sort of happened in September. It was awkward. <br /><br />;)KassyKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05859514828888662789noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-80282114662473301852009-04-21T18:47:00.000+01:002009-04-21T18:47:00.000+01:00Patty - Do they sing songs about you?
Lemmonex - ...Patty - Do they sing songs about you?<br /><br />Lemmonex - So, basically...8th grade?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-8108068568126746442009-04-21T18:43:00.000+01:002009-04-21T18:43:00.000+01:00I date assholes. The I get sick of them and just ...I date assholes. The I get sick of them and just want a nice guy...but they are really nice. Like too nice. Pansies.<br /><br />So I think it would be a group of bullies beating up on the weaklings.Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-26492400219332331692009-04-21T18:32:00.000+01:002009-04-21T18:32:00.000+01:00my group inn't a support group. It's more like a m...my group inn't a support group. It's more like a mutual admiration society, the admiree being me.Patty Dukenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-63136811999987405302009-04-21T18:10:00.000+01:002009-04-21T18:10:00.000+01:00Brett - I blame every kiss on three glasses of win...Brett - I blame every kiss on three glasses of wine. Isn't that how we wound up making out that one time?<br /><br />Zip - Oh, of course. I'm going right up to the register with whipped cream and condoms, and asking if he has plans for later.<br /><br />Goodness, I'm raunchy today.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-64524187974751800382009-04-21T17:29:00.000+01:002009-04-21T17:29:00.000+01:00I still say you guys come to Woodbridge one saturd...I still say you guys come to Woodbridge one saturday and will go to the grocery store and embarass Satan, must do this before he goes back to frozen foodsCapitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-70614471828880931922009-04-21T17:22:00.000+01:002009-04-21T17:22:00.000+01:00"I thought I told her I had a girlfriend. And I'm ..."I thought I told her I had a girlfriend. And I'm still afraid of commitment!"<br /><br />"She can't blame that kiss on three glasses of wine."<br /><br />"We had nothing in common but physical chemistry. I had to call it off." No you didn't, idiot!BGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16245246757947455649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-33672021536213869712009-04-21T17:10:00.000+01:002009-04-21T17:10:00.000+01:00Zip - I bet Satan would pull up on his Schwinn all...Zip - I bet Satan would pull up on his Schwinn all, "I'm a badass!" then see the cops and run away.<br /><br />LiLu - Me too! We should totally put together a party of everyone's exes and see what happens.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-7365266324388792482009-04-21T17:03:00.000+01:002009-04-21T17:03:00.000+01:00I kind of want to go to a party with Zip's exes. I...I kind of want to go to a party with Zip's exes. INSANITY. I will require a lot of mace before I attend though.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-47006955347337009802009-04-21T16:22:00.000+01:002009-04-21T16:22:00.000+01:00Could you imagine a group of my ex's hahaha? You ...Could you imagine a group of my ex's hahaha? You would 1/3 cops, 1/3 normal guys, throw in a firefighter I almost married, the computer geek from college, and Satan. OMG it would be interesting. I am sure Satan would be hiding somewhere from the cops. Ha - Great post!Capitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-56875502428369222662009-04-21T15:22:00.000+01:002009-04-21T15:22:00.000+01:00JAG - I bet that would happen...and, weirdly, they...JAG - I bet that would happen...and, weirdly, they'd all be married or dating short brunettes (almost every guy I've gone out with has admitted that he first asked me out because he likes short brunettes...weird).<br /><br />Jo - Throw in a few tattoos, and you've got my history right there!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-85652891056078602692009-04-21T15:07:00.000+01:002009-04-21T15:07:00.000+01:00Ha! I love this. Mine would be a collection of tal...Ha! I love this. Mine would be a collection of tall goofy white guys... 60% of them musicians. <br /><br />I also have quite a few exes on my Facebook list, sometimes it weirds me out.Johttp://jozaff.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-115006239759982212009-04-21T15:01:00.000+01:002009-04-21T15:01:00.000+01:00Mine would be a mixed bag. Some of them would be s...Mine would be a mixed bag. Some of them would be sad and ask why I wouldn't commit, others would say they couldn't get me to NOT commit. The ones from high school could reminisce about their 3 months apiece.<br /><br />A couple of them would bring their new girlfriends/wives just to make a point, which is that they have moved on and fuck me. Generally speaking though, I think it would be ok.Just A Girlhttp://allconsumingego.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-67938811151538298962009-04-21T14:56:00.000+01:002009-04-21T14:56:00.000+01:00Foggy - Then they'd strip down to their underpants...Foggy - Then they'd strip down to their underpants and have a pillowfight!<br /><br />HP - I'm picturing blank stares and a round of tequila shots.<br /><br />Ninja - It sounds like...well, hell. I know I'll always mouth off, because I can't not. Luckily most people who know me are pretty used to it.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-33586969099772256512009-04-21T14:55:00.000+01:002009-04-21T14:55:00.000+01:00Well if you DID censor yourself, then 1) you would...Well if you DID censor yourself, then 1) you would have less blog fodder, and 2) you would have to cope with awkward silences, which can be just as bad. Can you imagine if you ran into your ex husband and neither of you said anything, but merely looked at each other for far longer than is socially acceptable, then broke eye contact and walked away silently? It sounds like an O'Henry short story.HomeImprovementNinjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01134409822023878387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-12578080931966570702009-04-21T14:53:00.000+01:002009-04-21T14:53:00.000+01:00I often wonder what a gathering of my exes would l...I often wonder what a gathering of my exes would look like as well. Given the range of my tastes and romantic victims though, they'd probably all just be totally horrified with one another.HPhttp://heypretty.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-73751538804694151632009-04-21T14:41:00.000+01:002009-04-21T14:41:00.000+01:00On the advice of counsel, I refuse to answer this ...On the advice of counsel, I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it would tend to incriminate me.<br /><br />Actually, I'm friends with most of my exs and on speaking terms with all but one or two, so it would be a pretty festive gathering. They'd share stories about how great a guy Foggy is and how it was a life-changing experience to date him and...huh? What? I'm awake. Oh, was that a dream? Doh!FoggyDewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07934197854661226301noreply@blogger.com