tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post4129663423059610530..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: A Celebrity Sighting in ChinablockShannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-88165467181230723132009-08-13T00:47:06.292+01:002009-08-13T00:47:06.292+01:00I'm not going to comment on your sexual prefer...I'm not going to comment on your sexual preferences- but I will ask you recalled the time earlier this year when <a href="http://dc.metblogs.com/2009/03/04/daily-dc-item-crime-dog-gets-punched-in-the-face/" rel="nofollow"> The Crime Dog got punched in the face.</a>Dmbosstonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05631276118039762167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-19960366410171690202009-08-12T14:17:06.458+01:002009-08-12T14:17:06.458+01:00Gilahi - But the McGruff paradigm is that he wears...Gilahi - But the McGruff paradigm is that he wears clothing! Ergo, flashing would be disturbing.<br /><br />Brando - Or a snow fetish.<br /><br />J - At least they didn't send Alf in for a chest wax!<br /><br />Alex- Also, being the only person who could prevent forest fires is an overwhelming responsibility to heap onto a little kid!<br /><br />Mr. J - Are you saying you ordinarily trust furries?<br /><br />Heather - I hear Alf dolls come to life at night and suck out your soul. Just a rumor, though, I wouldn't worry about it.<br /><br />Patty - Actually, the previous draft had a MUCH less tasteful version of that joke.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-19759382508530175212009-08-12T03:51:44.809+01:002009-08-12T03:51:44.809+01:00"But instead of confining them to Neverland R..."But instead of confining them to Neverland Ranch where they belong (what, too soon?)" <br /><br />Waay too soon.Patty Dukenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-84096894488438517432009-08-12T01:56:23.937+01:002009-08-12T01:56:23.937+01:00If McGruff had ridiculed me for accepting the cand...If McGruff had ridiculed me for accepting the candy he gave out one Halloween, I would have had serious issues with trick or treating, and that's just no fun! Also Alf majorly creeped me out as a kid, my mother bought me a stuffed Alf=nightmares for a year.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01838085714956465786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-57381048584521177612009-08-11T23:32:55.149+01:002009-08-11T23:32:55.149+01:00If McGruff did indeed chastise kids about acceptin...If McGruff did indeed chastise kids about accepting candy, then they'd never trust furries. One day when they get to go to Disney, they'd get thrown in Mickey Mouse jail for giving Goofy a beatdown.Mr. Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04643318682121963754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-74380880155657061832009-08-11T23:24:28.280+01:002009-08-11T23:24:28.280+01:00Smokey the Bear particularly creeped me out as a k...Smokey the Bear particularly creeped me out as a kid, for some reason. Something about his voice.Alexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14561615147518117185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-42527623554588645412009-08-11T20:54:28.354+01:002009-08-11T20:54:28.354+01:00I noticed recently that during season three, ALF s...I noticed recently that during season three, ALF started wearing shirts a lot. As though the Tanner family was tired of his Bohemian ways.<br /><br />And yet, he never wore pants..<br /><br />P.S - please don't be a furryJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07483390216311858204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-76815459276964976782009-08-11T14:42:50.031+01:002009-08-11T14:42:50.031+01:00I can't imagine a more inconvenient fetish dur...I can't imagine a more inconvenient fetish during the summer than the furry fetish. Except maybe a Saran Wrap fetish.Brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06219319435229314554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-58200299472838716612009-08-11T14:31:28.952+01:002009-08-11T14:31:28.952+01:00So what if the dog's a flasher? Don't mos...So what if the dog's a flasher? Don't most dogs go around naked all the time anyway?Gilahihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05331323175802868796noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-72689428184067840542009-08-11T14:19:57.573+01:002009-08-11T14:19:57.573+01:00Foggy - Huh?
Lemmonex - Thanks! Right now, I'...Foggy - Huh?<br /><br />Lemmonex - Thanks! Right now, I'm picturing you in a McGruff outfit.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-43679074284361784822009-08-11T14:17:28.373+01:002009-08-11T14:17:28.373+01:00You are not a furry but have one damn overactive i...You are not a furry but have one damn overactive imagination. I love it.Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-55184016691459017572009-08-11T13:57:59.986+01:002009-08-11T13:57:59.986+01:00Time to up the voltage, my friend.Time to up the voltage, my friend.FoggyDewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07934197854661226301noreply@blogger.com