tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post322953436086083474..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: Hangin' with Mr. CreepyShannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-75413792862726554702008-10-08T16:05:00.000+01:002008-10-08T16:05:00.000+01:00Zandria - Oh, don't I know it. At least the securi...Zandria - Oh, don't I know it. At least the security guard doesn't mind going to chase him off.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-62912422197103779072008-10-08T15:46:00.000+01:002008-10-08T15:46:00.000+01:00WHAT???!!! He lives in the building so it's autom...WHAT???!!! He lives in the building so it's automatically okay for him to loiter around the Coke machine and worry women walking by? That's nuts...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-68063263842550638252008-10-08T14:06:00.000+01:002008-10-08T14:06:00.000+01:00This comment has been removed by the author.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-61925668043601633552008-10-08T14:05:00.000+01:002008-10-08T14:05:00.000+01:00Lacochran - Unicorn is way expensive though...like...Lacochran - Unicorn is way expensive though...like saffron dipped in plutonium expensive.<BR/><BR/>Jack - Welcome! And, uh, that was you?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-3059796277229943542008-10-08T01:35:00.000+01:002008-10-08T01:35:00.000+01:00creeeeeepppy. He reminds me of one of my best fri...creeeeeepppy. He reminds me of one of my best friends. Ok, my only friend. Ok, I mean he reminds me of me.<BR/><BR/>J<BR/><BR/>http://adventuresinvoluntarysimplicity.blogspot.com/Jackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11140071411706781433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-21753248933669902872008-10-07T23:02:00.000+01:002008-10-07T23:02:00.000+01:00Does Gary Busey live in your building?"tasty desse...Does Gary Busey live in your building?<BR/><BR/>"tasty dessert with a magical unicorn candy bar on top" would totally sell. I'd buy it. Mmm, unicorn.lacochranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-86298910524337370942008-10-07T20:43:00.000+01:002008-10-07T20:43:00.000+01:00Doug - I think he was too busy boring into my skul...Doug - I think he was too busy boring into my skull with his eyeballs to even CONTEMPLATE offering to strip for me.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-87936375460761511142008-10-07T20:02:00.001+01:002008-10-07T20:02:00.001+01:00So my question is..... did he offer to strip for y...So my question is..... did he offer to strip for you? And if so, did he draw an emoticon on the coke machine? <BR/><BR/>As aside - I believe in the prioritized compendium of fighting styles... "crazy" always beats "muscley" (i.e. irish dude from Braveheart) So, you might want to see if you can find "crazier" ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-90601384933684585382008-10-07T20:02:00.000+01:002008-10-07T20:02:00.000+01:00So my question is..... did he offer to strip for y...So my question is..... did he offer to strip for you? And if so, did he draw an emoticon on the coke machine? <BR/><BR/>As aside - I believe in the prioritized compendium of fighting styles... "crazy" always beats "muscley" (i.e. irish dude from Braveheart) So, you might want to see if you can find "crazier" ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-76938875728046886382008-10-07T19:20:00.000+01:002008-10-07T19:20:00.000+01:00Frecks - I do that anyway. Hey...is that why I'm s...Frecks - I do that anyway. Hey...is that why I'm single?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-41290307667070747862008-10-07T18:01:00.000+01:002008-10-07T18:01:00.000+01:00If all else fails, crap your pants and bark like a...If all else fails, crap your pants and bark like a dog. Even a crazy person in shabby clothes wouldn't hit that.<BR/><BR/>You're welcome.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-55650137357549299412008-10-07T17:59:00.000+01:002008-10-07T17:59:00.000+01:00Arjewtino - We should have your family vs. the Sta...Arjewtino - We should have your family vs. the Stameys holiday Chrismukkah grudgematch.<BR/><BR/>Well, at least my Kwanzaa dancecard is full.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-46276450788941022912008-10-07T17:23:00.000+01:002008-10-07T17:23:00.000+01:00This line cracked me up:"I dig the mentally ill. O...This line cracked me up:<BR/><BR/>"I dig the mentally ill. Otherwise, I’d have no one to spend Christmas with."<BR/><BR/>Insert Hanukkah instead of Christmas and you could totally be speaking for me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-71818776111416098542008-10-07T17:22:00.000+01:002008-10-07T17:22:00.000+01:00Liv - Let's go buy pepper spray together! And some...Liv - Let's go buy pepper spray together! And some ninja throwing stars. It'll be the best girl date of all time.<BR/><BR/>Snay - I've already started drinking for the day, actually.<BR/><BR/>Zip - I've owned pepper spray before (someday I'll tell the tale of my High School Stalker). Mostly, I worried about spraying myself in the eye.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-31644199365024288992008-10-07T17:16:00.000+01:002008-10-07T17:16:00.000+01:00Shan: If you want good pepper spray for your own p...Shan: If you want good pepper spray for your own personal safety on serious note - I will be happy to get you the good stuff that works and turns their face red at the same time discounted. I am buying a tazer this weekend. A Pink one.Capitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-40913405301033272602008-10-07T17:14:00.000+01:002008-10-07T17:14:00.000+01:00I'm totally in for the shepard's pie. Alcohol as ...I'm totally in for the shepard's pie. Alcohol as well, mayhaps?Malnurtured Snayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03506933474730575045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-81223108044582214672008-10-07T17:09:00.000+01:002008-10-07T17:09:00.000+01:00They sell pepper spray at the little variety shops...They sell pepper spray at the little variety shops in Chinatown... just saying. I've been meaning to make a trip over there myself for a while now.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-89276755372954676842008-10-07T16:56:00.000+01:002008-10-07T16:56:00.000+01:00Foxy - when there's a crossover episode with a rev...Foxy - when there's a crossover episode with a revived Punky Brewster, THAT'S when the Rain of Toads begins.<BR/><BR/>Foggy - Back when I was in prison, I made a knife out of a hair dryer.<BR/><BR/>Ninja - I did actually take one of those self-defense courses in college, you know, the ones where women learn how to fight dirty? The main lesson I remember is, "Don't go for the crotch, they expect that. Poke his eyes out instead."Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-33158709414935597562008-10-07T16:51:00.000+01:002008-10-07T16:51:00.000+01:00I love a good shepherds pie, but I have plans. If...I love a good shepherds pie, but I have plans. If he messes with you, remember that street fighting is like sex. Size matters less than you think it does; what really matters is how dirty you are.HomeImprovementNinjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01134409822023878387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-18558584020292622222008-10-07T16:50:00.000+01:002008-10-07T16:50:00.000+01:00Zip guns? I remember seeing a display of zip guns ...Zip guns? I remember seeing a display of zip guns outside the jail in one of the counties I used to cover in Tejas. Those inmates are so creative with locally acquired materials. Scarry, but creative.<BR/><BR/>Isn't the car in KR a mustang now?FoggyDewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07934197854661226301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-17136240421757929462008-10-07T16:40:00.001+01:002008-10-07T16:40:00.001+01:00With Knight Rider making a comeback (why???)... wh...With Knight Rider making a comeback (why???)... who knows... if it could make a good cup of coffee instead of solving crime... priceless. <BR/><BR/>On second thought, I'm gonna have to go with zip's guns[F]oxymoronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17802290628653063707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-42006517336624976962008-10-07T16:40:00.000+01:002008-10-07T16:40:00.000+01:00Zip - depends on the sort of weapons.Justin - You ...Zip - depends on the sort of weapons.<BR/><BR/>Justin - You can never go wrong with a forehead-slapping pun.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-32645054055743527642008-10-07T16:35:00.000+01:002008-10-07T16:35:00.000+01:00Wait, did I miss a Hangin' with Mr. Cooper referen...Wait, did I miss a Hangin' with Mr. Cooper reference?<BR/><BR/>NiceJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07483390216311858204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-12889625193345212772008-10-07T16:32:00.000+01:002008-10-07T16:32:00.000+01:00I love Shepherds Pie - I volunteer, I have weapons...I love Shepherds Pie - I volunteer, I have weapons? Does that count over muscles?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-1204143315320201412008-10-07T16:26:00.000+01:002008-10-07T16:26:00.000+01:00Justin - maybe we can set up Mr. Creepy and the To...Justin - maybe we can set up Mr. Creepy and the Tourette's Lady on a date? (I am totally going to hell for suggesting that.)<BR/><BR/>Foxy - Maybe I ought to try that. How much does a Trans Am sell for these days?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.com