tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post2188500393758933312..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: Pigs of Space, or, Sometimes Every Paragraph Gets a Sarcastic ParentheticalShannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-57674464383637384282009-10-02T02:07:28.814+01:002009-10-02T02:07:28.814+01:00this is an example of how men and women inhabit di...this is an example of how men and women inhabit different worlds. Women don't do the purse-splooging thing to men, ever. I never even was aware of it until now.<br /><br />We do have to contend, though, with the kind of guy who has to sit with his legs spread so far apart that he takes up two seats.Alexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14561615147518117185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-72152250553541955612009-09-30T21:05:13.987+01:002009-09-30T21:05:13.987+01:00HP - Well, I do spend night after night in my secl...HP - Well, I do spend night after night in my secluded cave, wailing over the injustices and cruelties that society has wreaked upon me. Then I take a bubble bath.<br /><br />bh - Yeah!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-2804806939686086872009-09-30T20:25:07.487+01:002009-09-30T20:25:07.487+01:00Eh. I'm 5'9" I don't have an ou...Eh. I'm 5'9" I don't have an ounce of sympathy for the tall of the world. Girls like you more, you've got a better chance of getting a job. People look to you naturally as a leader. Airplanes too small? Back seat of a Mini uncomfortable? Metro cramped? Suck it. <br /><br />Unless your like 6'8". Then I'll reconsider.bhnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-26542843994872096152009-09-30T15:12:58.091+01:002009-09-30T15:12:58.091+01:00I'm small as well, and often feel like people ...I'm small as well, and often feel like people are encroaching on my space. But I don't think it's *because* I'm small or that it has anything to do with me, per say. I think in general, public spaces are too small, they crowd easily and people are fundamentally selfish, self-centered and annoyingly unaware of their effects on those around them. Accepting that it may not be about you might help you be less annoyed by it.HPhttp://heypretty.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-69008325797122456002009-09-29T18:38:19.579+01:002009-09-29T18:38:19.579+01:00JAG - And, conveniently, short chick elbows are ju...JAG - And, conveniently, short chick elbows are just the right height for a belly nudge.<br /><br />aims - Lucky for me, I can mostly avoid the Red Line. I won't live or work on the Red if I can possibly avoid it.<br /><br />Marissa - I'm speaking about those who specifically mentioned my height as justification to recline into my space - not against those who generally disagreed with me. Disagreeing is fine - using my size as an excuse to squash me is just being a bully.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-63023481296172211822009-09-29T18:34:20.391+01:002009-09-29T18:34:20.391+01:00For the record, at least on my part, my comment fr...For the record, at least on my part, my comment from last week re: the recline issue on planes had nothing to do with your size. I would've said the same thing if you were 3 feet tall or 10 feet. <br /><br />I think most everyone else who debated the problem would probably agree. Just sayin'...not everyone who disagrees with you is a "Pig of Space."<br /><br />But yeah, I think the problem you're describing in this post does exist. I'm not short but I'm on the skinny side and people sometimes do the same thing to me. The difference I suppose is that instead of a gentle nudge I just straight out tell them to get their sh*t out of my allotted space. It usually works.Marissahttp://marissapayne.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-71706165534599397672009-09-29T18:27:45.309+01:002009-09-29T18:27:45.309+01:00I am a fan of the fake coughing fit/elbow to the r...I am a fan of the fake coughing fit/elbow to the ribs combo. I don't get it. If your knees must be spread so far apart, make use of the aisle, not of my space.<br /><br />But ever since the red line turned extra shitty after the accident, I have been taking the MARC train in and life is much better.aimsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-45987058451798591362009-09-29T18:22:09.575+01:002009-09-29T18:22:09.575+01:00I'm teeny too and people ALWAYS try to take ad...I'm teeny too and people ALWAYS try to take advantage of that fact. I get shoved aside and bumped and ignored by people all the time. Like you, I don't mind using my size to make other people more comfortable but just because I'm small doesn't mean you can be ALL UP IN MY BUSINESS.<br /><br />I use elbows.Just A Girlhttp://thepqnation.com/justagirlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-77596452077209347082009-09-29T16:12:25.379+01:002009-09-29T16:12:25.379+01:00rdo - It's one thing to take as much space as ...rdo - It's one thing to take as much space as you need, it's quite another to squish someone else just because you want to. Personally, on a crowded car, I try to sit next to someone big so they don't wind up with another big person squashing them.<br /><br />Dagny - I just dig my hand in, knuckles and claws out, until they move.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-62836974240631562082009-09-29T15:53:04.065+01:002009-09-29T15:53:04.065+01:00I'm 5'11", and I get squished by peop...I'm 5'11", and I get squished by people trying to take over my seat, as well. <br /><br />But the people who really aggravate me, are the ones who lean their whole body against a vertical pole, making it impossible to grab onto without touching things I'd rather not. <br /><br />Now I will know it is you, and I will "sound a barbaric yawp" in your honor.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11838430978051872591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-26389423989523083462009-09-29T15:28:13.713+01:002009-09-29T15:28:13.713+01:00If you're 6'5" or over (as I am) you ...If you're 6'5" or over (as I am) you can't fit/sit in a mid-car metro seat without 1) sitting with your legs splayed out or 2) sitting with your knees together but practically sideways. Either way, I'm taking up more than one cushion. Also, neither choice results in a comfortable way to sit--knees pressed up against hard plastic. I don't mean to be a space hog, I just also enjoy sitting on the metro as much as anyone else.rdohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16829830827064059578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-10293446468738656252009-09-29T14:36:44.158+01:002009-09-29T14:36:44.158+01:00Brando - Perhaps if I had an especially bony behin...Brando - Perhaps if I had an especially bony behind, this would serve as a great deterrent.<br /><br />Foxy - Gross. And don't you mean Burbank, vs. Hollywood?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-50562946525245999092009-09-29T14:30:00.052+01:002009-09-29T14:30:00.052+01:00I hear ya!
Wouldn't it be cool if Metro set ...I hear ya! <br /><br />Wouldn't it be cool if Metro set up some sort of invisible, electric seat awareness system? Like, if you cross over onto my cushion, "bzzzzzzzzzzzzz". <br /><br />As for the red belt act... that's so Hollywood. X-rated Hollywood.[F]oxymoronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17802290628653063707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-64152241602958178032009-09-29T14:26:53.200+01:002009-09-29T14:26:53.200+01:00This is one of those times when sitting on a stran...This is one of those times when sitting on a stranger's lap is entirely appropriate. Though, if that seems like something the stranger might enjoy, then I'm out of ideas.Brandohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06219319435229314554noreply@blogger.com