tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post2147087639207991135..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: Because Claustrophobia Just Wasn't Dorky EnoughShannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-33629695932757163352009-04-01T19:10:00.000+01:002009-04-01T19:10:00.000+01:00I get motion sick riding backwards on the Metro. ...I get motion sick riding backwards on the Metro. Like, I have to get off and go above ground and catch my breat or I'll hurl, sick.<BR/><BR/>I also am painfully superstitous. I won't take employee guest badge 13. Seriously.bhnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-10733999921146992812009-04-01T16:16:00.000+01:002009-04-01T16:16:00.000+01:00Dave - I met a Blue Man once, gave me the total wi...Dave - I met a Blue Man once, gave me the total willies.<BR/><BR/>LiLu - We should organize some sort of jackass Olympics.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-5398197613497288542009-04-01T16:08:00.000+01:002009-04-01T16:08:00.000+01:00I think my very existence is proof that jackassery...I think my very existence is proof that jackassery never truly dies.rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-58659127638391592009-04-01T13:22:00.000+01:002009-04-01T13:22:00.000+01:00In moments of honesty, I have to admit the Blue Me...In moments of honesty, I have to admit the Blue Men group scare me. Bald, blue, weird eyes. They don't say anything. Ever.Davenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-52192241270469225142009-03-31T19:39:00.000+01:002009-03-31T19:39:00.000+01:00Snay - Cats really do have a talent for lurking, d...Snay - Cats really do have a talent for lurking, don't they?<BR/><BR/>Zip - No, but I could tell it was Lemmonex's lime because it tried to spoon me a few times in the night.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-23482787179421573322009-03-31T19:37:00.000+01:002009-03-31T19:37:00.000+01:00Did the lime put out? haI take my cell phone to th...Did the lime put out? ha<BR/><BR/>I take my cell phone to the bathroom with me everytime for some odd reason.Capitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-35247145208770401192009-03-31T19:17:00.000+01:002009-03-31T19:17:00.000+01:00I close my bathroom door because, if I don't, my c...I close my bathroom door because, if I don't, my cats come in and stare at me, and that's just a little weird. <BR/><BR/>Also, my bathroom door opens into the foyer, and is directly across from the front door to my apartment. That's just weird and creepy.Malnurtured Snayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03506933474730575045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-27489196350955630322009-03-31T18:14:00.000+01:002009-03-31T18:14:00.000+01:00Frecks - you know, there are millions of embarrass...Frecks - you know, there are millions of embarrassing ways to die when you live alone. I'm pretty sure I'll fall to my death next time I try to climb the kitchen cabinets.<BR/><BR/>Patty - I keep telling myself that, then I see these dudes with white suits and butterfly nets, and the theory gets shot to hell.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-6553473730283960962009-03-31T17:49:00.000+01:002009-03-31T17:49:00.000+01:00You're not crazy. Life is.You're not crazy. Life is.Patty Dukenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-75211558421841596182009-03-31T16:57:00.000+01:002009-03-31T16:57:00.000+01:00I fell in the tub once. My first thought was, "Gr...I fell in the tub once. My first thought was, "Great. This is how they are going to find my body."<BR/><BR/>My greatest (unrealized) fear is choking while dining alone. I panic every time I swallow those very small, chewed up bites of food.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-40619080360485956612009-03-31T16:51:00.000+01:002009-03-31T16:51:00.000+01:00JFo - Just so long as you don't check under your b...JFo - Just so long as you don't check under your bed for monsters, too.<BR/><BR/>Fiery Nuggets - Random fear, that's what brings us all together!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-784361076426230932009-03-31T16:50:00.000+01:002009-03-31T16:50:00.000+01:00I often wake up in the middle of the night convinc...I often wake up in the middle of the night convinced that someone has entered my apartment and is going to come into my bedroom and kill me. By often I mean once or twice a week. But, the funny part is that the door to my bedroom has an old and very pretty knob that sometimes falls off. By sometimes I mean every time I turn it (seriously, I keep a pair of pliers nearby so that I can get into my bedroom). So, the likelihood is that any crazy person that tried to get into my bedroom would just get a doorknob in their hand. It's a foolproof security system.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-73307559789297108582009-03-31T15:52:00.000+01:002009-03-31T15:52:00.000+01:00I insist on keeping my shower curtain closed, but ...I insist on keeping my shower curtain closed, but whenever I first enter the bathroom after being out or at night I check behind the curtain (for monsters, etc.)<BR/>I'm 6'4", 200 lb, athletic guy and have lived alone for several years.JFohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09256531571259008009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-20701436867062491252009-03-31T15:47:00.000+01:002009-03-31T15:47:00.000+01:00Ibid - That's fairly spectacular, and I'm sort of ...Ibid - That's fairly spectacular, and I'm sort of picturing a cat doing a Nelson, "heee heeeaaw" at her.<BR/><BR/>Foxy - Theoretically, it could have been in Lemmonex's purse (which is why there was no room for me), and could have fallen out when she put her bag down. Or, back to Theory A: it grew legs, and it was trying to spoon me.<BR/><BR/>Lacochran - Great, now I have to get a water closet panic button, don't I?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-61086857080175667062009-03-31T15:43:00.000+01:002009-03-31T15:43:00.000+01:00It's only in the last few years that I've stopped ...It's only in the last few years that I've stopped locking the bathroom door when I am in the house alone and I *still* lock it when I take a bath. I blame too many crazed-killer-in-the-house movies. <BR/><BR/>So, you investing in LifeAlert? You know, C. Evert Coop wears one... ;)lacochranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-54651726295604005242009-03-31T15:24:00.000+01:002009-03-31T15:24:00.000+01:00Can you taste the difference between Pink Peeps an...Can you taste the difference between Pink Peeps and Yellow Peeps?<BR/><BR/>... and in other random thoughts... <BR/><BR/>how the hell does a lime randomly end up there?[F]oxymoronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17802290628653063707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-9808209356271749622009-03-31T15:01:00.000+01:002009-03-31T15:01:00.000+01:00A girl I knew in college managed to cut her finger...A girl I knew in college managed to cut her finger, walk into a glass door, smack her head on something, slip on some wet grass, and then fall down stairs and hit the glass door again in the course of about two minutes. <BR/>Her cat laughed at her.Ibidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15614529174562538070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-29518167752717447022009-03-31T14:53:00.000+01:002009-03-31T14:53:00.000+01:00Lemmonex - I really think it's the first time I've...Lemmonex - I really think it's the first time I've ever been hit on by produce.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-30029719630883088362009-03-31T14:52:00.000+01:002009-03-31T14:52:00.000+01:00I still have no idea how that lime ended up in you...I still have no idea how that lime ended up in your bed. I put it on your kitchen counter, I swear. it must have had legs.Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.com