tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post209022364262782828..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: When Life Hands You Turkeys...Shannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-65650609485713979892009-06-18T17:27:48.843+01:002009-06-18T17:27:48.843+01:00Titania - sometimes, I think all the crazy guys ou...Titania - sometimes, I think all the crazy guys ought to go gay and date each other.<br /><br />HP - Funzies funzies funzies!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-53477402158137199032009-06-18T16:58:07.604+01:002009-06-18T16:58:07.604+01:00I think that "funzies" is my new favorit...I think that "funzies" is my new favorite word. I have been using it all morning.HPhttp://heypretty.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-39383124600673196162009-06-17T23:02:54.140+01:002009-06-17T23:02:54.140+01:00Never knew of OKCupid, maybe I should diversify fr...Never knew of OKCupid, maybe I should diversify from match.com and sign up... this guy sounds like he should be paired up with some of the fine specimens I had received emails from.Titaniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01545746060811982263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-68504093675373365922009-06-17T22:49:19.196+01:002009-06-17T22:49:19.196+01:00Lusty - Ye Olde Internet Skeeve.
Lacochran - He&#...Lusty - Ye Olde Internet Skeeve.<br /><br />Lacochran - He's on the babe patrol, and he ain't takin' no for an answer!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-32069385465572067242009-06-17T22:14:43.605+01:002009-06-17T22:14:43.605+01:00What? No "HOTTIEZ ONLY!" ?
*snort*What? No "HOTTIEZ ONLY!" ?<br /><br />*snort*lacochranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-36998636429014863502009-06-17T20:21:01.004+01:002009-06-17T20:21:01.004+01:00i am just Cracking up reading all the Random capit...i am just Cracking up reading all the Random capitalization.<br /><br />and yes to feeling like i'm reading Poor Richard's Almanack<br /><br />i think it's in German where they still capitalize all their nouns? so maybe that's why older English has it too.Lusty Readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04035437543878036158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-4056687604673947932009-06-17T19:18:28.946+01:002009-06-17T19:18:28.946+01:00Kelsey - If it wasn't for internet dating, thi...Kelsey - If it wasn't for internet dating, this blog would have shut down YEARS ago.<br /><br />Dmbosstone - That profile might get you a lovely houseplant, though.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-43097105732005372402009-06-17T19:16:28.517+01:002009-06-17T19:16:28.517+01:00I understand one's frustrations when using OkC...I understand one's frustrations when using OkC but seriously, a profile like that will get you NO LADIES. Or even guys.Dmbosstonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05631276118039762167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-15500697621288048082009-06-17T18:53:16.360+01:002009-06-17T18:53:16.360+01:00OKCupid can be an endless source of amusement, dep...OKCupid can be an endless source of amusement, depending on how you look at it.Kelseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02057778340760717886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-4206642090572819992009-06-17T17:53:37.865+01:002009-06-17T17:53:37.865+01:00Ninja -
You a ho fo sho,
you're just a gigol...Ninja - <br /><br />You a ho fo sho,<br />you're just a gigolo,<br />Everywhere you go<br /><br />Al - Welcome! If they are Not Replying, it Is Because they are Worried about Being chopped up and Stored in a Freezer.<br /><br />Anyone else feel like they're reading Poor Richard's Almanack?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-72021297874159934582009-06-17T17:24:32.083+01:002009-06-17T17:24:32.083+01:00One of the things I miss about being partnered is ...One of the things I miss about being partnered is the...um...interesting responses I would get on Chemistry or whatever dating site. It always left me wondering, "What desperation was I feeling the day I set up this profile?".<br /><br />And the last part -- "I have no respect for women that do not even send a reply to an email". If they aren't Replying, its not because they're worried About your Lack of respect. <br /><br />I hope I got the capitalization right in that last sentence.Al In The Countyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15125356518107742922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-6099737910397150692009-06-17T16:52:50.308+01:002009-06-17T16:52:50.308+01:00love by the hour, man
that's what pimpin is, f...love by the hour, man<br />that's what pimpin is, fo' sho'<br />where my b1tchez at?HomeImprovementNinjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01134409822023878387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-86038648145344358102009-06-17T16:33:36.819+01:002009-06-17T16:33:36.819+01:00Zipcode - Clearly, you've never visited Prison...Zipcode - Clearly, you've never visited PrisonConjugalVisits.com. Which may actually exist.<br /><br />Fiery - Hey, the most important sexual organ is the brain, right?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-57649077698966656462009-06-17T16:32:09.721+01:002009-06-17T16:32:09.721+01:00Oh you hit a nerve here! I actually tell people up...Oh you hit a nerve here! I actually tell people upfront in my profile that if they have grammatical errors I will not respond. I know it makes me sound like a snob, but everyone has their things. My thing is proofreading and um knowing how to use the language in which you are trying to communicate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-68016915280340826062009-06-17T16:29:37.524+01:002009-06-17T16:29:37.524+01:00good ole okcupid, scariest dating site i have ever...good ole okcupid, scariest dating site i have ever been onCapitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-30993603333730397612009-06-17T16:29:36.362+01:002009-06-17T16:29:36.362+01:00good ole okcupid, scariest dating site i have ever...good ole okcupid, scariest dating site i have ever been onCapitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-90992065999859624212009-06-17T16:11:11.566+01:002009-06-17T16:11:11.566+01:00J - Sadly, I'm just paraphrasing. If a man off...J - Sadly, I'm just paraphrasing. If a man offered to 'rock my world' I would totally marry him then and there.<br /><br />Heather - Is it so wrong that I consider proper punctuation a turn-on? Also, 'ho r u' sounds like Dr. Seuss gone horribly wrong.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-35697795545657883872009-06-17T16:09:19.146+01:002009-06-17T16:09:19.146+01:00When I look at his profile it just screams with al...When I look at his profile it just screams with all caps and 10 exclamation points, I absolutely have no life and failed elementary school grammar. Thus I think he was a closet illiterate up till the age of 16. Ohh O.K. Cupid and I thought match.com was bad! ha. I believe they are equally on par with each other. I received an aim once from a guy via match.com that consisted of "ho r u, want 2 chat?" yeah it was over from the start. haha.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01838085714956465786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-32311465189141734952009-06-17T16:02:12.116+01:002009-06-17T16:02:12.116+01:00Did he actually say "rock your world", o...Did he actually say "rock your world", or are you just paraphrasing?<br /><br />As for standards, don't psychologists say people often look for things that they themselves lack? I know I like good complexions; I actually didn't fared relatively well in my teenage years with that, but those first few pimples can really distort a teenager's self-image... Is it weird that typing 'pimple' felt kind of gross?Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07483390216311858204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-50401157908930157022009-06-17T15:56:57.580+01:002009-06-17T15:56:57.580+01:00lusty - indeed It is! joy To the World.
f.B. - Th...lusty - indeed It is! joy To the World.<br /><br />f.B. - That sounds more like a death knell than a threat.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-31003069243430064232009-06-17T15:47:02.433+01:002009-06-17T15:47:02.433+01:00"all Emails will be answered!!!!"
That ..."all Emails will be answered!!!!"<br /><br />That sounds like more of a threat than a promise.f.Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07122430403303748317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-66524872306159034392009-06-17T15:03:05.158+01:002009-06-17T15:03:05.158+01:00love this, "included a reassuring burst of ra...love this, "included a reassuring burst of randomly capitalized enthusiasm"<br /><br />there seems to be a lot of That going around!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-79915310927559379572009-06-17T14:41:28.192+01:002009-06-17T14:41:28.192+01:00Snay - As you know, I base my self-esteem on valid...Snay - As you know, I base my self-esteem on validation from complete strangers. Hence the blogging.<br /><br />rondamarie - If it makes you feel any better, I once got a resume declaring the applicant was, "detale-oriented."Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-21402286560004225012009-06-17T14:38:18.567+01:002009-06-17T14:38:18.567+01:00I closed an Eharmony match this morning because he...I closed an Eharmony match this morning because he spelled intelligent with two t's. <br /><br />This guy gave you better reasons than my guy did.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-54487043799407202592009-06-17T14:34:34.768+01:002009-06-17T14:34:34.768+01:00Damn, you don't have his respect? Your world m...Damn, you don't have his respect? Your world must have come crushing down all around you. What a tool. (Him, not you, I mean).Malnurtured Snayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03506933474730575045noreply@blogger.com