tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post2051429845525978573..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: How to Be Cool in 10 Steps or LessShannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-8779125581886932092008-06-26T15:33:00.000+01:002008-06-26T15:33:00.000+01:00FreckledK, I'm just glad I didn't pay full price!I...FreckledK, I'm just glad I didn't pay full price!<BR/><BR/>Ibid...I don't know whether to be impressed or concerned.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-72613006180292363842008-06-26T14:47:00.000+01:002008-06-26T14:47:00.000+01:00What that? That was off the top of my head. You sh...What that? That was off the top of my head. You should hear me talk about vampires.Ibidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15614529174562538070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-45676920331191032132008-06-26T14:40:00.000+01:002008-06-26T14:40:00.000+01:00I've had a pair of white trousers in my closet for...I've had a pair of white trousers in my closet for two years now...still with the tags on. I just can't bring myself to do it. Bravo to you for at least giving it a shot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-89759241222071562522008-06-26T14:32:00.000+01:002008-06-26T14:32:00.000+01:00Johnny, nah, I'm the Coworker From Hell.Ibid, I th...Johnny, nah, I'm the Coworker From Hell.<BR/><BR/>Ibid, I thought about telling people it was a special designer Rorschach skirt. Also, you've given unicorns WAY too much thought.<BR/><BR/>Zip, I avoid white, too. For the exact same reason.<BR/><BR/>MJJ - I won't really drink the bleach. After all, what would y'all do without me?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-1567245102436887182008-06-26T02:55:00.000+01:002008-06-26T02:55:00.000+01:00Shannon I hope you didn't drink the bleach. :) Or...Shannon I hope you didn't drink the bleach. :) Or Extreme Energy 6-Hour Shot, which made me such a f**d up wreck that I blogged about it on my Blogspot blog.maryjanejeffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09215675089943869106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-43414471898136384302008-06-26T01:24:00.000+01:002008-06-26T01:24:00.000+01:00hence why I don't wear white pants or skirts.Every...hence why I don't wear white pants or skirts.<BR/><BR/>Everytime I wear white shirt, I always spill something on it - annoyingCapitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-69167458239820006812008-06-25T23:03:00.000+01:002008-06-25T23:03:00.000+01:00When you get a stain like that on your outfit, one...When you get a stain like that on your outfit, one that can be cleaned just not there, you go ahead and apply more to make it look intentional. You should have had stripes the rest of the day. <BR/><BR/>Here's the thing about unicorns, their hair is ... oh, what's the word? It does odd things to the light. So, yeah, when you catch one standing in a field or a beam of sunlight in a clearing it's silvery. In the shade they're not much to look at. Kinda dull colored. But on toward sunset they catch the dying rays of the sunset and are sort of a shimmering, glistening purple or pink or orange depending on the prevailing evening light. At night they're nearly invisible.<BR/><BR/>And I don't have an ass so much as a hinge. <BR/><BR/>Lemmonex, I'm glad you embrace your ass. May I?<BR/>(alt. response: I like flexible women)Ibidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15614529174562538070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-81052803602529036792008-06-25T22:29:00.000+01:002008-06-25T22:29:00.000+01:00I wish you worked at my office.I wish you worked at my office.Johnnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986335172701114597noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-37512826049831362922008-06-25T22:17:00.000+01:002008-06-25T22:17:00.000+01:00OK, let's all compare our butts! Who's next?OK, let's all compare our butts! Who's next?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-12944302021259170042008-06-25T22:16:00.000+01:002008-06-25T22:16:00.000+01:00Snort.I am the opposite. Someone on another site ...Snort.<BR/><BR/>I am the opposite. Someone on another site described my ass as "ample" the other day...truer words have never been spoken. (I am also very glad faceless men on the internet have an opinion on my ass! Oh, the power of the world wide web.) I have ass for day, junk in the trunk, booty to spare. I embrace it.Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-63271210883911158982008-06-25T22:14:00.000+01:002008-06-25T22:14:00.000+01:00Lemmonex, Tina, I'm pretty well assless. My behind...Lemmonex, Tina, I'm pretty well assless. My behind looks like the inside of a spoon. I'm like I-95 - all north-south, no east or west.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-25778943945770041972008-06-25T22:09:00.000+01:002008-06-25T22:09:00.000+01:00I am so very jealous that you and Lemmonex are bot...I am so very jealous that you and Lemmonex are both slim enough to wear WHITE and on your ass no less!!!Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16028778070561332377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-5135961079097582542008-06-25T22:08:00.000+01:002008-06-25T22:08:00.000+01:00Ahh, went with the tight knee-length white pencil ...Ahh, went with the tight knee-length white pencil skirt...has a naughty secretary vibe.<BR/><BR/>Tried the belted skirt; not the most flattering. Benneton is generally made for people with NO ASS. I have ass to spare.Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-33673663207450871202008-06-25T22:06:00.000+01:002008-06-25T22:06:00.000+01:00BTW Lem, I bought the knee-length belted skirt wit...BTW Lem, I bought the knee-length belted skirt with the kick pleats. And you?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-8053225289565477462008-06-25T21:50:00.002+01:002008-06-25T21:50:00.002+01:00Arjew, exactly. Silver unicorns are too commonplac...Arjew, exactly. Silver unicorns are too commonplace.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-56649818902779886192008-06-25T21:50:00.001+01:002008-06-25T21:50:00.001+01:00Lemm, with the way today is going, I may DRINK the...Lemm, with the way today is going, I may DRINK the bleach.<BR/><BR/>Dana, I thought you were going to name all babies Shannon. Even other people's babies.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-32932424693336971312008-06-25T21:50:00.000+01:002008-06-25T21:50:00.000+01:00Everyone knows unicorns aren't purple.They're silv...Everyone knows unicorns aren't purple.<BR/><BR/>They're silver.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-51073458901972241122008-06-25T21:48:00.001+01:002008-06-25T21:48:00.001+01:00When you marry Prince William, can you please mand...When you marry Prince William, can you please mandate that Robbie Williams must marry me? I'll name the first gorgeous baby Shannon. ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-16675126212576655762008-06-25T21:48:00.000+01:002008-06-25T21:48:00.000+01:00I bought a white skirt at Benneton yesterday...are...I bought a white skirt at Benneton yesterday...are we the same person? <BR/><BR/>I wear white almost daily. BLEACH. It is your friend.Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.com