tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post1394624469122357352..comments2024-03-27T09:05:25.928+00:00Comments on Disaffected Scanner Jockey: A Date with Me, as Imagined by my OkCupid! Personality AwardsShannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-84024491578416322362009-04-28T13:27:00.000+01:002009-04-28T13:27:00.000+01:00Alice - Do it! If you get the elusive, "More Radcl...Alice - Do it! If you get the elusive, "More Radcliffe-y" you'll have to tell us all about it!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-41323760438868760652009-04-28T04:44:00.000+01:002009-04-28T04:44:00.000+01:00this totally makes me want to sign up for okcupid!...this totally makes me want to sign up for okcupid! to see what kind of depressing awards i'd get. i'm guessing "more likely to dump you first" and "more into mocking you than you actually enjoy." i can't wait!Alicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15287792370490363047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-33663689962007516112009-04-27T19:23:00.000+01:002009-04-27T19:23:00.000+01:00LiLu - Actually, I was going to eat the puppy, the...LiLu - Actually, I was going to eat the puppy, then give you the bones. I have a More Puppy Eater icon on my profile -- fangs covered in puppy blood.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-36039269292369182622009-04-27T18:44:00.000+01:002009-04-27T18:44:00.000+01:00Can I have the puppy when you're through with it?Can I have the puppy when you're through with it?rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-18247920012253884082009-04-27T17:06:00.000+01:002009-04-27T17:06:00.000+01:00Lacochran - I'm like a fluffy prudish bunny!Lacochran - I'm like a fluffy prudish bunny!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-69194523900507401652009-04-27T16:38:00.000+01:002009-04-27T16:38:00.000+01:00Less dorky? Them's fighting words.
And where is ...Less dorky? Them's fighting words.<br /><br />And where is your cuddly icon? You are cuddly, fergawdssake.<br /><br />I'm beginning to think OKCupid may be a little off...lacochranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12122022168616822147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-30917322318798433332009-04-27T15:48:00.000+01:002009-04-27T15:48:00.000+01:00bh - White Hot Jort Action is the name of our next...bh - White Hot Jort Action is the name of our next imaginary rock band!<br /><br />Patty - When I take my shirt off, the blinding whiteness of my skin can be seen from outer space.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-51978278042127086432009-04-27T15:46:00.000+01:002009-04-27T15:46:00.000+01:00Isn't missionary supposed to be romantic? When I ...Isn't missionary supposed to be romantic? When I take my shirt off, my boobs get in the way.Patty Dukenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-12492095454113997562009-04-27T15:34:00.000+01:002009-04-27T15:34:00.000+01:00Charles County is ALLSOME!!!!!
I wonder if Polyam...Charles County is ALLSOME!!!!!<br /><br />I wonder if Polyamory and Jorts go together, because there's a lot of white hot jort action out there. <br /><br />And mullets.bhnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-72548434918493792652009-04-27T15:24:00.000+01:002009-04-27T15:24:00.000+01:00f.B....That was YOU?f.B....That was YOU?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-41413718975437345662009-04-27T14:57:00.000+01:002009-04-27T14:57:00.000+01:00Post coital tears... bad?
I thought it was like w...Post coital tears... bad?<br /><br />I thought it was like when someone laughed so hard they cried. No?f.Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07122430403303748317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-57450879905148711122009-04-27T14:55:00.000+01:002009-04-27T14:55:00.000+01:00Fiery - OKCupid! asks a bunch of user-submitted pe...Fiery - OKCupid! asks a bunch of user-submitted personality questions, about a third of which revolve around: do you put out on the first date/how much do you love one-night stands/casual sex rocks! agree or disagree?<br /><br />I indicated "no" on all of the above, on the grounds that I've already been 23. That was enough to get me stamped with a Prude Award. It's lovely.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-15720733060816357562009-04-27T14:51:00.001+01:002009-04-27T14:51:00.001+01:00I can't believe there's even an option that would ...I can't believe there's even an option that would result in the assessment that you are "less interested in sex." Let's be honest here -- dating sites are out there because people want to have sex. Sure, they want to do it in a committed, supportive, healthy relationship, but it is all about sex at the core. Be real OK Cupid. You're a stupid cupid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-53184202804868892712009-04-27T14:51:00.000+01:002009-04-27T14:51:00.000+01:00I can't believe there's even an option that would ...I can't believe there's even an option that would result in the assessment that you are "less interested in sex." Let's be honest here -- dating sites are out there because people want to have sex. Sure, they want to do it in a committed, supportive, healthy relationship, but it is all about sex at the core. Be real OK Cupid. You're a stupid cupid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-18957424191503403342009-04-27T14:45:00.000+01:002009-04-27T14:45:00.000+01:00JAG - Pick me up at 7?
Ibid - Minnows, nothing bu...JAG - Pick me up at 7?<br /><br />Ibid - Minnows, nothing but minnows.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-48550687157201016122009-04-27T14:43:00.000+01:002009-04-27T14:43:00.000+01:00There are plenty more fish in the sea.... if you l...There are plenty more fish in the sea.... if you like carp.Ibidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15614529174562538070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-19980675249931650322009-04-27T14:39:00.000+01:002009-04-27T14:39:00.000+01:00I signed up for Match on a whim and I'm already ov...I signed up for Match on a whim and I'm already over it. I came, I looked, I curled up in the fetal position and cried because those guys are my options.<br /><br />I'd still date you. MORE LITERARY IN MY MOUF!<br /><br />I don't even know that means. At all. Jesus.Just A Girlhttp://allconsumingego.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-88190187863209511402009-04-27T14:36:00.000+01:002009-04-27T14:36:00.000+01:00Foxy - Just think polyamorous thoughts, click your...Foxy - Just think polyamorous thoughts, click your heels twice, and suddenly...Waldorf!Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-80597019759216366082009-04-27T14:35:00.000+01:002009-04-27T14:35:00.000+01:00I'm thinking astral travel. There's no Metro line...I'm thinking astral travel. There's no Metro line to Waldorf, therefore it must exist in another world. <br /><br />Besides, I sold my car over a year ago.[F]oxymoronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17802290628653063707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-34246973705389944962009-04-27T14:26:00.000+01:002009-04-27T14:26:00.000+01:00Zip - What I wouldn't give for the "thongbutt" ico...Zip - What I wouldn't give for the "thongbutt" icon on my profile...<br /><br />Foxy - You driving?Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-90968730932250399152009-04-27T14:22:00.000+01:002009-04-27T14:22:00.000+01:00You have two polyamorous admirers from Waldorf? I...You have two polyamorous admirers from Waldorf? I'm thinking they have a special love colony out there - road trip.[F]oxymoronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17802290628653063707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-19271695075414610032009-04-27T14:07:00.000+01:002009-04-27T14:07:00.000+01:00I don't know, I would totally trade with youI don't know, I would totally trade with youCapitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-56719222852838266732009-04-27T13:55:00.000+01:002009-04-27T13:55:00.000+01:00Zip - I'd rather look like a sex fiend than Mary P...Zip - I'd rather look like a sex fiend than Mary Poppins.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-57830133933590358372009-04-27T13:41:00.000+01:002009-04-27T13:41:00.000+01:00those questions make me look like a sex fiend frea...those questions make me look like a sex fiend freak who likes whips. le sigh......Capitol Hill 20210https://www.blogger.com/profile/14728522554591134160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4056861.post-82807758702294276932009-04-27T13:35:00.000+01:002009-04-27T13:35:00.000+01:00Lem - Actually, what you're supposed to do is repe...Lem - Actually, what you're supposed to do is repeatedly prod the guy with your elbow, and say, "Tell me about your FEELINGS!"<br /><br />Snay - If there really was a book called Hugging Your Rainbow, I would totally buy it.Shannonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089796721473561446noreply@blogger.com